Parks and Recreation: Ice cream that doesn't taste very good at all for the first few bites, but you quickly forget about that and it gets really good and sometimes it's so sweet that you tear up a bit, but in a good way.
Followed by:
Behind Oprah Does OWN: Find out how the crew documents Oprah as she tries to come up with new unscripted series for her network, OWN.
(Seriously though, that show where they followed around her poor staff doing the last season of the Oprah show was fascinating. They are all so scared, all the time!)
Poor Danielle hasn't done anything since her Soup for Ladiez show was canceled. RIP The Dish.
No? No one else ever watched that show and/or has no idea what I'm talking about? J/K then!
Did anyone else notice the conspicuously-placed laptop in the Homeland sketch that just so happened to be displaying the new Windows 8 desktop? I have to cry foul here and say that SNL got some product placement $$ from Microsoft for these mentions.
Therefore, the next drunk uncle quip will be:
Aflac
AFLAC!
AFLAC is fantastic supplemental insurance for you and your loved ones!
To mimic World's intentionally meanest baby - World's intentionally most evil Republican!
(Side-note: Can babies have intent? Can Republicans have intent NOT to be evil?)
Patricia Heaton is just the worst. I stopped watching her crap show "The Middle" out of (pointless) protest. Sorry weird-looking kids, if the show gets canceled, it's because of that awful actress that plays your mom on the teevees.
Because this is all such garbage, I was going to share with you a picture of Camilla Bowles holding a kangaroo, because it delighted me when I saw it in the elevator of my (cold) office building today, but I could only find a small version of the picture, so you can't fully appreciate the weird mix of emotions on her face - fear, surprise, disgust, love?
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/media/ALeqM5ia3W1PwHe6PY8PkvQ0sOhRRietGQ?docId=N0127581352125864480A
I didn't like! The opening was not funny (why are they obsessed with vomiting on that show?!) and I am angry about the Oscar development too! The ending was kinda funny though with Creed and when Nelly got slapped down. I really don't like her.
Why hasn't anyone mentioned that 3 of the Heathers DIE in the film - how did they manage to have offspring?! This plot makes no sense for that simple fact alone! Gah, just when you think Bravo has reached its awfulness peak!
I was just about to post this same thing, lamenting our awful NYC movie-going situation, although my ticket still costs $13.50 SUCKER!
This quote made me realize that there are still places in the US that don't pay $13.50 for a movie ticket (and then $10 for a small soda):
"insufficient fodder to convince people to 'leave their homes, travel to the theater, and drop $8 a ticket.'"
I'd like to lodge my complaints against the Olive Garden's Never-ending Pasta Bowl on this thread as well, which I assume has legal meaning.
The first bowl started off as a normal pasta entree-sized bowl. Then the second helping was in a salad bowl. By the third bowl, it was simply a soup cup. I didn't get to the 4th helping due to crushing shame, but I can only assume it would be thimble with one tiny noodle sticking out of it. Never-ending my ass!
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