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3. Love Eels! I'll check it out. 4. I've never touched a red bull and never will. Had 3 cups of coffee today. 9. I think Hunt for the Worst Movie... Dan in Real Life? 10. Fruit salad (bananas, strawberries, pineapple, coconut, honey), rotisserie chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, 15 bean soup, more fruit salad, then I will have some homemade chocolate caramel crackers (amaaaaaazziiing)
+5 | 12/6/12 8:55 PM
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Jimmy and The Roots I'm pretty sure can make anything better. I love how Jimmy always seems like a kid in a candy store on his show. He seems to genuinely enjoy himself. It's such a refreshing change from all the rampant sarcasm and cynicism.
+3 | 12/6/12 8:38 AM
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Is Mary Miller responsible for making the links open in a new tab??? If so, THANK YOU, Mary Miller. Thank you.
0 | 12/4/12 2:28 PM
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I just have to say... What is wrong with that little girl's face in Parental Guidance? She looks like a Sally Field doll that was left on space heater.
0 | 11/30/12 5:19 PM
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You mean Balki Bartokomous? I spelled that phonetically. Did I get it right?
+1 | 11/30/12 4:44 PM
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I'm stealing "unwindulax" Waking up without an alarm clock is a glorious thing. In fact, I aim to be like Kramer and set my internal alarm clock.
0 | 11/30/12 4:40 PM
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I've been sick all week and am now at the "losing-my-taste" stage which clearly sucks. I have also been on my period this week which at first pissed me off because I was like, "Man! Double whammy!" But now I see it as a glass half full because it's more like killing two birds with one stone. So I am cheered a bit at the thought of not being ill this weekend. Also, The Campaign is in the mail for me tomorrow! And I have leftover lasagna to look forward to when my taste returns.
+2 | 11/30/12 4:37 PM
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That was the most incredibly depressing dog food commercial I've ever seen.
+4 | 11/27/12 7:45 PM
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This may be the most profound thing I've ever read on the internet.
+8 | 11/27/12 7:41 PM
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"Mary Mary, why ya bloggin'" I'm sorry that was terrible. Welcome, Mary Miller!
+4 | 11/27/12 7:36 PM
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How come guys never know how to grow their hair long? Are they all in the dark about regular trims? Split ends? Conditioner???
0 | 11/27/12 7:33 PM
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I know! I find it an amusing yet incredibly exhausting show. You should really only watch one at a time.
+1 | 11/27/12 7:26 PM
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When I am in the depths of despair, exhausted from crying and on the verge of passing out, "Thanks for dots" will be my ray of sunshine.
+4 | 11/22/12 2:05 PM
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It must the motherly mother in me that is completely distracted by the adorable cuteness and trying to figure out the whole time if that car seat is in the front seat which is clearly a safety issue if they have air bags. I need my mind set at ease!
+2 | 11/22/12 1:57 PM
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Close your mouth, Braff.
0 | 11/17/12 10:52 AM
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I love when this happens. I was recounting a story once that really wasn't that funny but for some reason it struck me as insanely hilarious when I told it to the family at the breakfast table. I proceeded to laugh so hard that I started to cry which then caused me to start genuinely sobbing and scare the kids. I had to run to the bedroom where I continued to sob loudly as my husband laughed at me.
+1 | 11/17/12 10:31 AM
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When you fill that toaster with pink goo, it responds to the sounds of KISS, which all good mothers know stands for Knights In Satan's Service.
0 | 11/17/12 10:22 AM
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Oh man I Hated that movie!
-1 | 11/17/12 10:12 AM
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So many questions... a) Why was this movie made? b) Why did anyone see this movie? c) Why didn't the tattoo artist speak up for the community of respectable tattoo artists and say, "You gotta be fucking kidding me."
+1 | 11/16/12 4:59 PM
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I say he's good. Things like this do happen! He may eventually break your heart after you're married with kids when he cheats but you will get through it! With love.
+1 | 11/16/12 4:50 PM
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It's bitterly cold and gray and makes me want to eat carbs and drink a lot and ruins all my well-intentioned plans. I may sleep in tomorrow and go yard sale scouring for a rotary phone.
+1 | 11/16/12 4:47 PM
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It should be called The Kindle Club. You know, for kids.
+4 | 11/16/12 4:39 PM
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I stopped reading at "The CW..."
+2 | 11/16/12 4:37 PM
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Yeah that thing you said about Admissions? That's exactly how I feel. It just doesn't seem fair that I cannot like a movie with Tina Fey and Paul Rudd. All signs are pointing to "YES!" I hope this is not T-Fey's first step down the sad path known as "Romantic Dramedy."
+3 | 11/16/12 4:26 PM
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I heard that too! And second guessed myself on the pronunciation because I thought that it's really only a word you read on the internet and people don't usually say it out loud. But no. I'm sticking with ga-ga-gif.
0 | 11/15/12 8:51 AM
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She was all like "what?" And I was all like "huh?" Then we were like "oh." Fascinating. Watch me rise to the top at People. I will kill them with my skills.
+1 | 11/14/12 1:27 PM
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I want to dance to there.
+1 | 11/10/12 8:42 PM
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One more thing... Channum Tatting is not really my thang but I dunno what it is about that cap slightly askew on the head... When my hubby does that in a jokey sort of way makes me want to dry hump. Maybe it's just me?
+1 | 11/10/12 8:39 PM
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Hi everyone! It's been a perfectly lazy Saturday and then to top it off, my hubby and I had a wonderful dinner and tried out leaving the kids alone for the first time. Wow! It's like dating again- that feeling that you're getting away with something. And man, my dinner. Steak. Pomme frites... which is just fancy talk for french fries which came with some kind of amazing mayonnaise Dijon dipping sauce. Creme brulee... Bailey's on the rocks... I am in love with this drink. It could very well make me an alcoholic. I'm still buzzing so... thus the rambling.
+1 | 11/10/12 8:36 PM
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I've been hot for Val for a long time. Tombstone is a classic. You should all see it!
0 | 11/9/12 5:26 PM
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This is so Far Side. I think it's the name Carl that really makes it perfect.
+3 | 11/9/12 4:56 PM
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This never gets old
+5 | 10/26/12 10:17 PM
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Whaaa?! I must try this!
0 | 10/26/12 3:09 PM
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BUT I did buy gin last night. Goodnight, children. Hello, gin and tonic.
+10 | 10/25/12 7:24 PM
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Today was one of those days where you think that eating more will help. I made a peanut butter honey banana sandwich. It didn't do the trick.
+10 | 10/25/12 7:20 PM
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Brooklyn, you've been gooped.
+5 | 10/19/12 2:38 PM
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Hey, I noticed Sean Lennon is doing the music for Alter Egos! That's all.
+2 | 10/19/12 2:36 PM
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Yeah, you're thinking of Da Great Gatzby
+9 | 10/19/12 2:31 PM
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"Sassed me pretty hard" is making my day
+5 | 10/19/12 2:22 PM
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My day has been ok! Done with work (yes!), had lunch with my hubby (good!) but found out the neighborhood where we ate is now hosting a new restaurant (not a parking garage as I had hoped) which looks like a place where assholes eat (outside!). So it really can only get better.
+3 | 10/19/12 2:20 PM
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