So they'll get upset by this totally terrible idea, but Inglourious Basterds gets a free pass? Because Brad Pitt wants his Nahtzee scowlps, and then they kill Hitler (even though we know that killing Hitler is something you can't do)? Shenanigans, Germans. Go back to doing something you're good at, like making cars. Or sausages.
While I remain thoroughly impressed at his ability to act like some sort of clothing black hole (really, where do they go???), I must admit that I was disappointed that he didn't attempt to shove the car up his butt. Great performers are nothing if not consistent in their act, am I right?
Well, at least Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel is more family friendly (though infinitely less accurate) than the working title, Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Gunz 2 Face.
Not even having the entire cast get "Mercury Poisoning" (that means a chronic case of lazy-assholitis, yes?) would make this show remotely compelling. I'd rather deprive myself of oxygen for 30-minutes than watch an episode, which I incidentally suspect would cause far less brain damage.
To That's Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend, the innumerable cute-animal videos, and all the wonderful curios of the internet that you brought to us, Lindsay. All of us here that followed Videogum will most certainly miss your presence, but it's comforting to know that you're just a single bookmark away.
Between Lindsay's impending departure from Videogum and this unfortunately timed (yet nevertheless still terrible) video, it's safe to say that today's the day the LOL died. Hold us, Gabe; it's getting so very dark.
She's totally rocking my face off with her response, but you just know Perez Hilton's probably going to break his blog hand from all the penises and cum dribbles he'll be angrily drawing on her pictures.
An 11-year-old advocating for more school? That girl needs to thank her stars it's summer vacation and better hope her peers have the memory of a goldfish. Otherwise she's going to be on everybody's shit list come this fall.
Then again, I bet she already is.
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