He probably stumbled across this idea after it dawned on him that his own marriage was being trumped by the tender hearts vying for legal gay marriage. “Those damn gays, trying to be legally tender,” he thought.
That’s good and well, but I’m not sure I’d feel safe entering a building filled with cats after sundown unless aided by Bob Barker or Sarah McLachlan, for different but obvious reasons.
If they're all tired kittens, though, I'll take my chances.
"You know there was a time where I'd help you raise this little dumpster baby brother of mine like a son. But that's gone now 'cause you ruined it. You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs and your tasty treats! And ya know what? I found 'em. And I'm gonna raise all of them!"
"Give it up for Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap."
I don't doubt that last night's Parks and Rec will be one of my top five picks for the entire run of the show.
“It’s unfortunate Mr. Morgan showed a lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments,”
I think you meant to say "It's unfortunate we showed a lack of judgment by not expecting this when we gave Tracy Morgan a mic."
I sound like one of those spam-bots that try to incorporate the article just to seem relevant.
“HAHA! That article was hilarious. You know what else is funny? How me and my boyfriend/girlfriend met online. Check it out at www.loveisamarketablecommodity.com/loosebitches/"
Unrelated, but Archer comes back tonight! Amanda Bynes would want you to tell everyone!!!!! Stephen Colbert's high school self would probably watch it alone. Or at least his Strangers With Candy self would.
For women, right? Because that one child's spewing is a reminder to them that if they aren't currently doing the same, then they probably ought to buy some for their night-stand. Children are a nightmare when trying to throw a frisbee on the beach. Nobody wants that responsibility when trying to be so carefree.
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