When asked to comment on this story, his nonna said, "No, no, not my sweet Ronnie, he's a good boy. He would never hurt nobody! Leave, leave, disgrazia! Furfante!"
This guy needs to be writing speeches for Obama. Jack Bauer, I need you to get a chopper to his high school within the hour.
"Joe Wilson, I just want you to know I saw your video...alright...I didn't know you were a douchebag. I thought you were better than that, I thought you had... respect for others, alright...apparently I was WRONG!"
Dear sir,
My name is Eric and I am writing in to share something uplifting with your audience. I'm a minster and father to seven wonderful children. When I see their happy faces smiling back at me I feel like I am in seventh heaven. I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family. Where can you go when the world don't treat you right? The answer is home! That's the one place that you'll find 7th heaven.
Annie Get Your Pun - The Ann Landers story
Catman
The World's Fattest Indian
The Frying Game - A chef falls for his best friend's girl.
The Engrish Patient
High Poon
La Dolce Pita - The story of a Greek family who open a restaurant in a predominantly Italian neighborhood.
Black Cawk Down
The Zion King
The Men Who Stare at Coats - A documentary about GQ
No Country For Old Jen - The Jennifer Anison story
Shakespeare in Rove - Karl Rove drops out of politics and rediscovers his love of community theater.
Training Gay - A rogue detective takes a rookie cop under his wang.
RAYNARD: I think The Spider Man Gimp's sleepin'.
TED: Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em up then, won't you?
"Joe Wilson, I just want you to know I saw your video...alright...I didn't know you were a douchebag. I thought you were better than that, I thought you had... respect for others, alright...apparently I was WRONG!"