OK, so now that I've gotten my bad Michael Fassbender joke-of-the-day out of the way, I want to say I just watched X-Men: First Class Saved By The Bell or whatever, and duh-doy, "Fassy" as he is called in some circles (haha circles?), was delicious and yummy and is now in my Top 5. My Top 5? Oh, well it's obviously:
1. Michael Fassbender
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Jon Hamm
4.
5. Mark Ruffalo?
Hey, you guys wanted to know and there it is. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I didn't want Lindsay to fail so badly, but I didn't NOT want her to fail either in the sense that I was hoping for greatness or greatest train wreck ever, and I got neither. There were more pictures of "LiLo" on the screen than there were actual sketches. That's a bad sign. Also a bad sign: announcing two weeks ago that Lindsay Lohan was going to host SNL.
That said, Jack White hit it out of the part. The first song with the all girl band made me cream my... cake. Frost my cake. Get my cake bottom all soggy. Ew, ok that's enough.
Duh-doy I love Paul Rudd, but Fallon is inching his way up to my Top 5! Although, I don't think I'd actually want to bang. I just want to sit around all night with him making jokes, listening to records, watching YouTube videos, and eating cereal. Same thing, right.
Don finally realizes how awful it is to keep objectifying women, both in advertising and in life, and he vows to make a sweeping change at the agency, as a husband, and as a father in his last attempt to save Sally from a future of whoring herself out to get male approval that she never got from her dad.
As much as I dislike Jennifer Aniston (TEAM ANGELINA, FTW!), I've been on a bit of a late night Friends watching streak. It's probably because I'm a Europhile, a Euroenthusiast. They love the show across the pond, I hear.
I realize there are a host of issues and controversies surrounding dog shows, but OMG the Toy Dog judging was hilarious. The judges must have been drunk, because all they did was make fun of the dogs' names. It was comedy gold for this monster. And Malachy was adorable. He was the underdog all the way. And he literally is under most dogs. If anyone is feeling charitable, please find me a gif of Malachy walking.
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Ahem, but WHERE is agent Huckabeast? He should have proclaimed his unwavering affection for Emma Stone, Christina Hendricks, Captain America, Ryan Gosling, and most importantly ME??? Someone is definitely not getting any cookies tonight.
I listened to a zen podcast today titled "Investigating Desire," and ironically that seems to be one of the main takeaways from Gabe's post. As usual, I appreciate how thoughtful Gabe is and that he being at the helm of a forum for discourse on such matters as the socially transmitted disease known as narcissism is super awesome BUT HOLY HELL am I offended by the double-asterisk footnote. Methinks there is plenty of overshare out there to attribute to both genders, probably right under our noses! Also, period jokes are tired. Find new material.
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