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Bronson Pinchot sounds like he was insinuating that Tom Cruise was trying to pick him up over ice cream. That's malarky, he's as straight as John Travolta damnit! Don't ruin my dreams!
Gabe when you die will you be a Jacob or an Edward? (That's how this all works right?)
I was supposed to be a sassy back dancer during the music video sequence. I never showed up on set because I started college and ended my short career of being an extra. Irregardless, stay in school kids!
I want to be friends with the goat!
This will be perfect for my costume as a Lady Gaga/Kate Gosselin baby.
I would do the same if they also mentioned Telefrancais. C'EST FORMIDABLE!
I can't hate Drew Barrymore...especially since I was too lazy to go see Whip It! and stayed inside and watched Firestarter instead.
Throughout that Madonna/Lady Gaga sketch, notice how pretty quiet the audience was? I spent that whole time thinking "whomever acting as Madonna really got the horrible arms/mummy look down. It's downright creepy." Then when you realize that it was actually her, you couldn't help but saying "yikes".
Notice how they're never in the same room at a time? Cue Law and Order chimes! Anyways, I'm on the Jessie side because of the movies he chooses to be in. They just seem to to pull more of the character given the situation whereas Cera phones it in. Year One is a prime example, he was just George Micheal version 1 (because version 2 hadn't been born yet technically speaking...?) My head hurts now.
Because that's considered Short and Plus Size and Tyra is saving that for the next cycle?
What if this got the highest vote? Would the internet break? I'm seriously curious. Also Dax Shepard was recently seen comparing melons. I think he went with the Honeydew.
Amanda Hugginkiss (because it's a terrible movie, and why should I bother being original.)
Are you hoping to get a cease and desist letter from Leno? I doubt he'd write one Gabe, let's just put this aside and look towards a new day.
Hmm, I honestly thought there was a character limit.
My mother gets together sometimes and chats about those creepy Royal Dalton figurines. This shit will never end.
First pic, that blonde woman behind her...is that what happened to Kim Kelly?!
Now that's some hat hair! Huh kids? Get it?! ....Oh I'll just be over here eating prunes.
Alright I'm glad we're on the same page on this! No really! I'm still puzzled how he pulled off this rap career, airhorn or no airhorn.
Ok, I for one do not get this Drake nonsense. I don't! He will always be Jimmy the handicapped basketball player from Degrassi to me.
Yes I think she mentioned it in the first episode about being greatful to leave or something...
The Timberlake one perplexes me. What was he interrupting? If you're going to do the stupid joke, at least do it properly...or not do the stupid joke. THE CHOICE IS YOURS!
Ahem...North America. Cover the full scale of hate. I can't say anything about your Office rebuttal, last time I watched that show Pam was dating that delivery guy.
Still though, I think you're missing the great picture: no Charlie Sheen.
If a man offers to play a game of NEPTUNE say no. This is what I learned from a rerun of Diff'rent Strokes.
As a girl I wasn't turned on (well of course not) but, I got really angry at the topless McDonald's break. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore, I'm just mad.
I'll upvote you Elliot, because it's true. They do keep to themselves, and if they get to loud others remind them 1. It's too cold for your nonsense 2. Send noise complaints.
I don't think anyone of us wants to go there.
Peggy said it best "I'm so high right now."
I'm always caught off guard when we see the softer side of Gabe.
Yeah what's with that kid looking like Twilight, and that show "The Vampire Diaries" that just seemed like Twilight for tv. What I'm really saying is for someone like me who's never seen/read Twilight, I feel like I know a shitload about Twilight.
I said it before and I'll say it again (at least Janet put a ring on it Beyonce!)
I watched the Madonna's essay on "Why MJ is like Me and We should Remember That" but that got too exhausting and when Mad Men came on...I just decided to watch it twice. This was the better choice right?
Before I pitied him, now he's just an asshole. Let the kids have their games!