I seriously thought the title of this movie was a joke. Like in my mind "The Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is akin to "Eat, Pray, Love and Basketball Nanny Diaries". But the reality of this is much more depressing.
part of me feels like chet haze is just too easy of a target. i hate to kick someone while he's down (and by down i mean incredibly rich and privileged). he's so obviously ridiculous that it's like - what's the point? then i come to my senses and remember that he's friggin hilarious.
Car dancing is the best! I totally feel sorry for anyone who does not sing and dance in their car. They're missing out on at least 20-30 minutes of partying everyday!!! Suckers.
Whenever I question what acting really is and whether or not someone is good or bad at acting, I see something like this and I am convinced (again), that acting is real. It requires talent and passion and some sense of self-awareness. And Charlie Sheen should get an Oscar for ever having appeared normal at any point in his life. Same with Whitney Houston, Mel Gibson, the list goes on. But this year's award for Best "Normal" goes to Mr. Winning - hands down, because before a few weeks ago - I HAD NO IDEA!!!!
I have to agree with Abed. I mean, do geese eat ducks or do ducks eat geese or something? Since when are geese or ducks avid hunters? I never got that one.
So the Dean's "sister" texted Jeff to ask if he that the Dean was cute? What? And where was Chang? It was a great episode, but it could have used more Chang.
I'm glad to see that Cameron Diaz still makes movies because you know, with the economy/recession/depression/whatever - it's good that she can keep her day job. But that don't mean I gotta like it!
i make every effort to avoid cinema rage. upon entry into the theater, i survey the audience for "talkers" and for people who don't know how to chew with their mouths closed. it's like a stealth operation every time i go to the movies. had i just shared my top secret ways with the world, all of this could have been avoided.
I'll gladly pay for the service when they start streaming shows directly on my face. I have been having more and more difficulty lately seeing how any of this (netflix, dvr, tivo, etc) is that different from just watching actual television.
as yet another busy mom, i can say that if no one peed on your couch, threw up on your "myriad of dresses", refused to eat their brown rice stir fry and cried until you fed them a hot dog, or ran around in the morning screaming before you even had a chance to go and "arouse them from their slumber", then you had a PRETTY AWESOME DAY!!!
I always wondered why, with all of his newfound fame and fortune, no one ever thought to take the man shopping for a NEW JACKET!!!! Like all the TV programmers decided that for a compelling story he had to still LOOK homeless. Yuck everyone.
i kinda don't get what's so weird about this photo. i thought all white people took pictures like that on their vacations. i thought that was kinda the point of loadin' up the kiddos and headin' down to the cement pond.
somewhat related story: when i used to live in LA, my sister and her friend came out to visit. her friend had never been to the "big city" so she was a bit overwhelmed by everything. the only thing she was looking forward to was Hell's Kitchen. she kept asking me to take her there. all I could think of was the neighborhood in NY - I had no idea what she was talking about. eventually she explained that she wanted to eat at the restaurant from the Gordon Ramsay show. as in - EAT AT A FAKE RESTAURANT PUT TOGETHER FOR A REALITY SHOW!!! she was unbelievable. so i guess my point is, it's not just kids.
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