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They get paid to do that!!!!! Eff my job
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Why is there hand sanitizer in the first Brita table???? Is it so celebrities can sanitize their herpes tounges before sampling water?
I love it when you find out about a great show after it's already finished a season. That way you ahve allt hose episdoes to go back and watch without commercials. That's how I feel about 100 seconds, not lost. Gabe, will there be a cliffhanger?
TWSS: Then we should sit As in... [friend eneters the room] Man, I'm glad you could come, twss
This is just First GEneration crap. I'm going to wait for future generations when the gyroscope can make it hover abore your lap and there is a popcorn maker.
It was SOTU last night! That explains why DC was all in a tizzy. I thought it was Mardi Gras. Everyone acted like they took crazy pills and were getting ready to spend all night drinking Hurricanes. Well now at least we kow which correspondent is the drunkuncle who says inappropriate things at the party.
Neo: I thought it wasn't real Morpheus: Your mind makes it real Neo: If you're killed in the matrix, you die here? Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind blowing refreshingness of new Dasani smartwater.
Honey I shrunk the Kids'R'Us
I'm a big fan of the Big Bang Theory and it's clear what the problem is. Those of you who don't like Big Bang Theory are dumb stupid heads. If you can't bother to watch a full episode I won't bother to make a joke.
So there's no way Leno would have interviewed Jimmy if he knew that's how it was going to turn out. Which means, Jimmy managed to decieve Leno in the pre-show breifings and is now the Trojan Horse of Team Conan. Go Team Conan.
A barbie that doesn't age... scary
... but doesn't htis mean he knew he was going to win, before he won? FAKE
You can take a child-star out of the slums but you can't take the slums away... unless you're the local municpality of Mumbai and then you repeatedly take the slums away.
For some dome reason we don't have Big Love recaps, what's with that? Come on Gabe, make my birthday wish come true.
You should be outraged Instead of rolling his r like you scotchtapes are wont to do, his tongue got caught in an identity crisis and it sounded like it fainted in the back of his throat.
Sorry to be late to the hair party. Just got my coco hair extensions, how do they look? Nice video mashup, but the highlight for me was watching Ferguson try to pronounce TRUTH. Was that awkward for anyone else?
I'm hoping part of the endorsment requires him to wear a Lipton patch on his red carpet tuxedo right next to the pee stain that started out as a glass of tea.
What's the big deal!? I often enjoy the world of Pandora. I know the new limitation of 40 hours a month was a bummer, but this is an overreaction.... to the max.
Are all Australians as cute as the racists KFC guy? I'd be in an awkward situation with him any day.
I'm 110% convinced this was filmed in my home town... EL Paso and that they got an A in their EPCC communications class.
Who turned on the party game up in here!? Trueblood Isalnd. The vampires of trueblood are forced to make coffins out of palm fronds when their annubis-air flight crash lands in the Florida Keys
"My kids know, 7:30, everything's quiet. Leave Mommy alone." I can understand that. We all need our Me-potato time.
What about... "I bet she likes to get BAKED!!"
Reading disabilities never hurt so good.
Maybe I have low standards but I don't think that room is that messy Gabe. I mean really, after I've created a work of art such as this puppet with technology however the Room represents all life so I would go to see it with all my friends and not clean my room.
JW: My tan and hair extensions are hungry... NOW
On the Road to Perdition the Golden Compass points to Munch and the Infamous Layer Cake. Starring steely eyed Daniel Craig
Reservoir Dogs Interview Billy Madison in Fargo after they Escape from LA, starring Steve Buscemi
Coneheads I now pronounce you chuck and larry (adam sandler)
IMHO the gifs are never enough... I'm a visual learner.
I'm a huge fan of Maria Bamford and happy to see she is earning some of the sweet Target coin. Remember Maria - Don't spend it all on cheap tank tops and eyeliner. (that's what girls normally happens, I mean that's what normally happens to me :()
Yawn the winners and I SECOND bangs was robbed. He should have swept video, indie crush, and whatever one best movie should have appeard with an * *as seen from the seat next to Bangs with the popcorn.
I was at the second part only to look around and think... hmm "my fake friends in real life aren't nearly as funny as my real friends in fake life." Thanx monsters!
I really like saying it three times fast. Good madeup word!
Does this mean I'm going to have to get a Jumbo slice, because I still remember the last time I tried that ))<>((
Ferngully That's it!!! I knew i had seen this movie before. I hope they keep in the scene where they dance in the blue underground pond thing. It touched my nine year old girl heart and inspired me to become the synchronised swimming champion I am today.
They have to keep both voltaggio bros in as long as possible for tension. All I know is, Kevin will win, but they BETTER name a second place winner or else have them fight to the death.