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Why is she a nurse? She could be a doctor, asshole. Just kidding, that doesn't even make sense, are they allowed to go to real doctor school?
The Carolinas are seriously racking these things up as fast as they can.
I was happy to see him give up the chair at the end, only to be DEVASTATED when he took it back!
"Saweeeeeeet!" He can't say that shit without laughing? No one can watch this shit without laughing.
Man, last week was my spring break. LAME TIMING EVERYONE.
I think we need to start talking about Archer. I'm not sure if it fits in with the dynamic of these other shows but it is fucking hilarious.
I've grown up since my death. Besides, I've always been concerned with my own success.
Man.. I was so excited all week. I thought I would finally make it onto a Monster's Ball :(
You Can See the Ratings From Right Here in My Backyard!
"Big things are expected of us, and nothing big ever came of being as small as Jeremy Piven." - Bill Clinton. THAT IS A REAL CLINTON QUOTE.
I hope it has plenty of the sloppily written, Dunham-style racist jokes that Lawrence has used to create a credible, and illustrious career out of.
Today would probably be a bad day to start following Lil Wayne on Twitter. Am I right?
"Mr. Gorbachev, Open This Gate. Mr. Gorbachev, Film This Show"
I think he's Russing the tempo a little bit.
More like a terrible, new movie that keeps getting "backed-up."
He's a sore luger. You win some, you... (nevermind).
I was emotionally invested in Jerry Seinfeld's well-parted thin hair. It takes one hell of a once successful, horse-faced man to pull that classy look off.
Sammi and Ronnie are together! They were on Rachel Ray's show a few days ago.
how did you get your white shirt off without getting blue paint on it?
my return to commenting unfortunately has to be for this piece of news. don't forget how sad Loudon Wainwright III must be.
That's because Animal Collective is not talented whatsoever.
Sleeping Dogs Attack Force in the Mouth of Madness: A Personal Journey by Sam Neill starring Sam Neil Assassins Surviving Picasso: An Ideal Husband: A Map of the World starring Julianne Moore Judgment Day Below Utopia the Alternate Leprechaun in the Hood: The Heist starring Ice-T
Oh no! You're going to ruin Jose Saramago for me by making fun of Blindness! Except I never watched the movie because I love his books too much to ruin it for myself. But I will probably enjoy your review.
it might not get here in time. RSVPs from 6 years ago take a while to get here.
unfortunately, from the website:
"It?s worth mentioning that Sumotori is a technical masterpiece." "Sumotori is awfully impressive."
and, my favorite: "It is not a virus; it simply makes use of esoteric API calls to be remain so small." SOUNDS CONVINCING.
not looking forward to the new iron & wine album?
Ponce de León looks and acts just like a longer haired Gabe. Or at least, I think. No slomo.
here's an interesting fact, Eli was Blais' sous chef when he competed on Iron Chef America in its third season. it's one big bunch of friends, this show. by the way, Blais is spelled without an 'e'
Jennifer will get her shit together soon. don't worry. it'll be her and Kevin in the top two.
He's Just a Law Abiding Citizen! This Balloon Is On Its Way Up! A Story About Toys! The Perfect Date Movie!
This Park Will Get Jurassic! A World Lost for Years! The Activity Will Be Paranormal! This Movie Will Kick Ass! Michael Jackson Claims, "This is It, Everybody!"
The Bovine Bell and the Cattlefly Madagascow The Haunting in Cownecticut buk.
Horses don't bet on people and neither do I. but I would bet on her.
I've been waiting for the return of hugh jackman piss jokes.