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Life is a highway, especially on the way to Nashua http://blog.nj.com/entertainment_impact_tv/2008/10/large_office-transfer2.jpg
Jessica Alba's style reality show came along right when I needed it the most http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/13242/2011/01/medium_kllczgndtuk.jpg
Natalie Portman, expressing my opinion about Natalie Portman: http://blog.fooyoh.com/thumbnail/3/201005121153924698.w500-h718.jpg
I'm as moist as a snack cake down there http://www.deevazquez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Jerri-Blank.jpg
That $20 will get him a nice erotic massage and bump of crystal meth. But only for masturbatory purposes.
Still doesn't beat sausage pork beef cheese whole milk butter margarine nuts sausage pork beef cheese whole milk butter margarine nuts sausage pork beef cheese whole milk butter margarine nuts sausage pork beef cheese whole milk butter margarine nuts sausage pork beef cheese whole milk butter margarine nuts....
Dead baby joke time...? Maybe not... Or maybe...?
Walt? http://mimg.ugo.com/200903/25049/michael-waaalt.jpg
Oh man, you really gotta turn it around- no one should compare themselves to Carson Daly's show! A comment and upvote for you, friend!
http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/uploads/2010/07/political-pictures-michele-bachmann-crazy1_43760.jpg But I do love the choker she's wearing
Dammit! http://rlv.zcache.com/clever_girl_tshirt-p235756471926476042stxq_400.jpg
http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5077290/Clever-Girl.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Philosoraptor
Most Smartested http://www.soyacincau.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/100117-girl-texting-fall-into-fountain.jpg
Her fountain lawyer: "What we want is an apology," he said. "We also want to know what happened, how it happened and who is responsible and then we'll go from there." 1. What happened=she wasn't being accountable for her walking activity. 2. How it happened=her boot hit the fountain first when she wasn't being accountable for her walking activity. 3. Who is responsible=she is, when she wasn't being accountable for her walking activity. 4. Where "we" will go from there=nowhere and/or hell. CASE CLOSED.
We found a lady(?) for Gummy Joe! http://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-gummy_joe.gif
No, it's this woman: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/jennifer_petkov1015_01.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/jennifer_petkov1015_01.jpg "Stop your whining"
This Kardashian knock-off knows what you mean: http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pacman_lingerie.jpg
I prefer this guy's outfit http://thewellversed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Smang.jpg
Kathie Lee's face after she says "16 and PROUD!" was priceless. It was like she caught herself outing him, which he did for himself, probably one decade prior.
Will there be a crossover with Sarah Palin's Alaska...?
On another note, happy Verizon iPhone Day everyone!
Luhrman really is gonna lay an Egg with this one
Anything with Rings or Lord in the title.
This week was awful, work & weather & everything. 2011 can only get better!
These three know what's up http://rpmedia.ask.com/ts?u=/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0f/Carride.jpg/250px-Carride.jpg
If there were ever a winning case of "gay mouth," this guy's got it. His mouth is so gay!
I'm glad we both lead uneventful lives and I was able to bring some joy... Nightmare, you win again.
You're welcome http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/3/2de7678b-fe3f-4a19-893d-8651a0f58f82.jpg
Far too long, OK? Early January steals all joy from me. Let me have Lionel & ceilings.
Enough about Gwyneth. Let's get back to dancing on ceilings, ok? http://www.recordaday.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Dancing-On-The-Ceiling2.jpg
"It wasn't not funny!" -Tami, "The Real World: Los Angeles"
YES- the more we talk about the awfulness of Garden State, the more likely it might be reviewed...?
Julie Chen definitely has a concept brain, c/o Leslie Moonves.
Agreed. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuebyldWBg1qz7jp7o1_500.jpg
PARTY SANTA!!!!!!!