I love that Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens and Miley EatsShirts are nominated as breakthrough performers, but Zac Efron gets a regular performer nom. Since, you know, Zac Efron is so very established with or without his HSM cred, but the other girls really CAME INTO THEIR OWN with those roles.
Uh, what? I don't think Gabe said the poors were exploiting themselves; he said they were being exploited by people who turn others' real poverty into their own real money. Or maybe I missed the opint.
"Smackdown"? Ugh. He sounded like he was channeling Kenneth the Page with all that G-droppin'. Except without the kindness/compassion Kenneth would have had.
This was definitely worth the wait! Bravo, Gabe!
Next pet nomination project: Australia. Saw it on a plane yesterday, and it was just so unbelievably goddamn BAD. Really bad. Hugh Jackman doesn't even pee himself.
And also to Julie and Constantinople: we must never give up nominating The Last Kiss. It says something about this movie that the best part is when Zach Braff drives into a tree.
I'm worried that when Gabe finally does review The Last Kiss for WMOAT, it's going to face some AD Movie challenges. That being said, THE LAST KISS THE LAST KISS THE LAST KISS. Many minutes of hell, not just three.
Wouldn't Catwoman fall under (or somewhere near) the "can't be based on a superhero" rule?
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
Gabe is allowed to do whatever he wants to Tarantino, molestation or no. Shut it.
When I see that Alanna Ubach girl, all I think is "Marcia Brady's would-be gay lover."
Ryan Reynolds needs to stop starting two-part franchises. Between this, Van Wilder and Harold & Kumar, the weed laughs never last into the second movie.
What Dreams May Come! Man, I feel like you guys are trying to make Cuba Gooding Jr. kill himself. I'm ok with it, just sayin'.
Nominated: The Last Kiss. Really.
Well, this was amazing. You had me at "sweet mommy bear."
I must add my voice to the doom chorus for The Last Kiss. Blythe Danner cries on a treadmill after she can't make it work, Summer from The O.C. is a flautist willing to bang ZACH BRAFF.
As if Summer could play the flute.
I would join that Facebook group. Terrible, horrible movie.
Gabe, perhaps you could kill TWO terrible movies with one stone and do a Garden State/Last Kiss mashup. They're basically the same swill anyway... Zach Braff directs himself to have sex with pretty brunettes who would never bang him in real life because UGH, wonders what it's all about, Coldplay.
David Cross is so amazing. But then...
George Michael Bluth as a horny high schooler; with orange Tic-Tacs; with a playlist; as a caveman. As much as I love him, I'm hoping this is more "Clark and Michael" than George Michael Bluth.
The hot tub filled with liquid cocaine threw me into a laugh-cough fit.
Also, Team Lindsay: the kids make fun of your headgear because they're insecure. There would be no other reason for kids to make fun of their classmate's headgear.
Eh. Lots of shows do the "walk a mile in my shoes" thing. Remember that "It's Always Sunny" episode where Charlie and Dee swap for a day? Granted, no one's in blackface, but still, meh.
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