There's this clause in the Terms and Conditions where VG and SG can require minors to get parental permission to see content. And that needs to be exercised more.
Letting our younger readers see this kind of insidious garbage is negligent and terrible.
DONT WATCH, LIL MONSTERS! TURN YOUR EYES TOWARD THE RIGHTEOUS LIGHT OF GOD
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Sarah: Do you want me to order a mystic pizza in case there are dead people?
Mathias: Whatever, I don't care.
Sarah: I already ordered a mystic pizza.
Mathias: Swords! You think about everything.
Interestingly, "Mystery Box!" is what you yell out in an exciting game of football 500 when the point value is unknown until the catch.
It was also a pet name for my ex-girlfriend.
My research has turned up this much:
Across the Universe - Worst Musical of All Time
Driven - Worst Sports-based action movie of all time
Elizabeth Town - WMOAT (thus far)
August Rush - Penultimate WMOAT (thus far)
Gabe has placed the following in the top five:
Bicentennial man
Death Sentence
Driven
Georgia Rule
Hanging Up
In the Land of Women
Road to Wellville
And now, Hope Floats in the Top 10.
GABE! We have a Top 10, thus far. Can we get so ordinal closure.
Friend: "Did you know that in 2007, only 12% of US women age 18-45 knew that folic acid is important for preventing birth defects?"
Me: "I guess I'M a racist."
Gross. The image i've conjured of James Lipton rubbing one out is about as appealing as the image i've also now conjured, for the sake of mental image comparison, of geena davis flicking her bean.
if we make it through 2012, we'll eventually end up having this same conversation about a screen shot from the second Entourage movie.
America knows what America wants years before America wants it.
When Gabe started in about how this trailer makes no sense, i thought we were playing the truthful-but-hyperbolic game about how bad everything is, and i was all "well, i'm sure it's going to make a little sense." But it doesn't, you know? No sense.
"Does your partner: Take your... Social Security check, make you ask for money?"
This ALWAYS happens to bella.
"come on, ed! i need that money for lipitor or i could die! Please please please let me have some of it? I'm sorry i made you hit me earlier. really, i am."
"When you built your clubhouse, you nailed it to make it strong. It is the same way with friends: you have to nail them to make your friendships strong.
Also, God's love." -Colby
the audio sounds like it's being piped through a stack of 20+ Ed Hardy shirts. And while the idea that Ed Hardy shirts damp sound better than other shirts is based on a guess, it's probably true. a dense weave to keep the douche in just makes sense.
here's something i'm confused about: why do companies like apple and levi's and Kraft (apparently?) try to sell their products by associating them with a glossy conception of hipsterdom? "getting miracle whip on my Ray-bans, man, that's the worst. almost as bad as when MBV broke up!" right america? MBV! You love those guys!
i thought products were sold by showing people things they enjoy? Like eagles. And tits. And Jeff Goldblum.
Middle Americans don't like hipsters, do they? no one really 'likes' those guys. Can someone crack an egg of knowledge all over my face?
"Despite reznick37's claims to the contrary on Anderson Cooper's recent Fort Hood Memorial blog post, Mr. Cooper is not 'queen PeNiSfAcE' and has never 'mad gay pron w/ gay homoz 4 cash 4 blow.' CNN regrets the error."
I know we're too busy one-liner one-upping each other to say anything most of the time, but Liar Liar 2: There's Something Wrong With Lying made me laugh so hard.
Maybe i'm missing the point here, but hanging out naked in a forest will scratch your shit up.
I'd rather wear fur than receive serious abrasions across most of my soft lustrous skin. That what my Twilight knockoff-poster would say.
Going fur-less is a luxury for the indoors. And those with clothing not made of fur.
Maybe i'm missing the point here, but hanging out naked in a forest will scratch your shit up.
I'd rather wear fur than receive serious abrasions across most of my soft lustrous skin. That what my Twilight knockoff-poster would say.
Going fur-less is a luxury for the indoors. And those with clothing not made of fur.
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