oh shit. i just realized i signed up a twitter more than three years ago when newsweek called it the next big thing, then tweeted once and forgot about it. i can't believe how much of a that guy i was in high school.
time to man up and own it i guess?
this sucks.
(my face sucks)
Chris Brown didn't eat the marshmallow or wait 15 minutes. He beat the female grad student in and around the face until she gave him the whole bag.
Then oh how he ate mallows.
Weezy got some too.
*forcefully egrabs and eraises godsauce's iarm into the cyberair*
HEY EVERYONE, I FOUND IT! OVER HERE! HEY OVER HERE! YOU CAN STOP LOOKING, GUYS, I FOUND IT!
Oh maaaaaan, the next gummer 'you can make it up' prize should be a lovingly hand-crafted flip book of those hilarious driving faces.
The internal rate of return on my LOLk just took off. To probably like 30%. Maybe higher. 40%? 43%? Anyway, it's really high.
My backstory is the tale of what were literally the first word and image to enter my head when signing up for an account. So, now i'm the byzantine sloth guy.
God what a terrible story. Sorry, you guys.
haahahahhaha. Perfect. I love you That One.
Rand's work is like racism in that it divides people into two arbitrary groups (me and everyone else) and gives one unjustified preference over the other.
"Love thyself more than thy neighbor."
DAAAAAMN!!! THAT IS SOME JESUS CHRIST SHIT!!!!
i read that that pilot program went south when the preparations were found to expand along with the inmates' knowledge.
said one orderly of the misfortunate few being tended in the infirmary:
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em."
What's up with all the sensational newsweek covers of late? Don't get me wrong, the articles are still killer pieces of journalism, but the covers keep playing them up with Weekly World News headlines.
Douche chill, Jon Meacham.
I found it kind of terrifying. Watching all the emotionally out of control monsters/child reminded what it was like to be emotionally out of control. It is like scary and humbling and exhausting! That's what it is like! So, good job everyone. You scared an adult with big furry monsters and their tantrums.
Dr. Phil made me dance with dances of him grown hands can, were balding and then perform to him with hardly sleeping by basement chair but no light forever!!!
should i sue?!
Pitchfork always pushes "The Soul of My Heart" but i much prefer "50 Lions."
It may be his most quotidian work yet, wallowing in the banality of adult employment, but young ZChrist is a haunting, revelatory lyricist: lines like "AaAaAaaaaaa!!!"and "50 Lions!!!" are tight with meaning and evocative finesse, equal parts Will Sheff and Raffi. Moreover, Zachary Christie's vocal gymnastics are truly astounding: as the track builds to its dizzying kiddiecore climax, his performance becomes manically unhinged, lurching and chugging with the sincerity of childhood.
i hope the list of reasons for being fired in her termination of employment papers lists "DRUGGING OPRAH WINFREY" and "FUCKING THE MAN FLYING THE PLANE CARRYING OPRAH THROUGH THE SKY" before "having sex during work".
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