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This is dead good. I've been desperate to know all those musings that Michael kept to himself. "I wonder what washing powder he liked best?" I used to wonder. Thank god there is no longer nothing i can't find out about my most favourite celebrities!
Yeah, David Icke. That was it. This guy was deadly serious, like "Did you know...Seriously!"
I once dated a guy who waited till after the 6th date to spring a book on me that actually put this story as fact. Princess Diana? Lizard. The Kennedy's? Big bunch o' lizards. When i regrettably ended things the next day he asked if i wanted to keep hold of the book.
Best Halloween Ever. Thanks guys.
I don't know. Fly casual. As if he could do it any other way.
Adventures in Babyhitting
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
The Ape of Innocence
Oh. No. You don't need to throw your old faithful away. Just mix it up freaky style. Get some three-way goin on. Tag team action. Nice.
Mom. Dad. I know you were starting to loose hope that i'd ever find that girl/boy/hole in an inanimate object of my dreams. As did i...well. I'd like you to meet...
I think it looks really good. The trailer nearly made me cry the first time i saw it. Don't know why. Just hit some cord. I love The Arcade Fire. I like Spike Jonze films. I don't really get why all the blah about it. If you don't like it, don't see it.
Stop me if you've heard this one. - Tom Cruise walks into a bar. A straight bar of course. Gay people disgust him in every way imaginable.
I wish my life was overly convoluted yet strangely simplistic in situational resolution. As it is i have to write cod sentences to brighten my day.
Yeah i thought i might be sticking my head above the trench on that one.
The ghost woman in Desperate Housewives. Shut the hell up! I don't need you to tell me the meaning of friendship.
Dan is so hateful. He not only casts judgement on his friends and loved ones, but on you and me and everyone as well. Ha Gotta go. Smug bastard. He's his father's son.
What spellbinding wing effects. Let magic take flight. Hollywood, you've knocked it out of the park yet again.
In a town in northern England, not so far from where i grew, up there's a troupe of 'morris dancers' that use to use black face. They've done it since the heavy mining times hundreds of years ago. This might explain it a little you might think. Though. They're called 'The Britania Coco-nutters'. I kid you not.
Watched all of it in work just now. Had to do it in sections. Had headphones snaked up my arm and my hand over my ear so as not to be seen. Boss looked over my shoulder during the final graphic image. Still worth it.
So John Cusack was causing all that bad shit to happen right? What a dick. Don't take it out on the world guy just because all your credibility has dried up and died.
'Face Modeling' beckons for many of these young ladies. It was real good of Tyra to give them this chance to feel special and short. That woman's bloated heart isn't only full of cholesterol after all.
I say good luck to him. He could really turn himself around and make something of his life. Society has always rewarded those who study. They're always the ones who end up with the biggest clock-laces.
I think i'll maybe love it. Or at least want to. I don't think as many people will see it as should. I like me some twee.
I'm terribly sorry but i simply can't understand a word you are saying. In polite society we don't speak with or mouth full. 'A monkey would be smarter'? Agreed. Daft racist.
Dax Shepard brought swine flu to Europe on the back of black rats.