Indeed. For a couple of seconds I thought the CD was skipping, but then I remembered that there is no such thing as CDs anymore and that we're living in the FUTURE and I'm old and probably going to die.
The girl with the hat made me angry. Really? You're going to be judging the baby hipster dancing in an Apple Store when you're wearing THAT on your head?
I once saw young woman sitting hunched on a milk crate, bespectacled and with wild hair, spoon in one hand, expired veganaise in the other. And that was it.
She was eating veganaise.
Old veganaise. Only veganaise.
From the jar.
With a spoon.
It was haunting.
I mean, if the in-between found in blanket-fort-imagination-land can't save us from tsunami-meltdown-civil-union-war, I don't know what can.
(It certainly can't save you from broken ankles/coccyx [cocci? what is the plural of "coccyx?"] , that is for sure!)
Ugh. I hate everything about this. Their vague language, their wide-eyed optimism, their whiteness. Does this mean that I am a jaded shriveled husk of unimaginative humanity, with no hope for an escape from this pit of pessimism?
Do I keep pet rats? Yes, yes I do. And I was with her for a while, then she pulled out the dead guy. Yikes. And even though males are larger than females, that is an obese rat. Maybe if she had went with a non-fat blueberry yogurt, that rat would still be alive.
I don't like how the cat is looking at that Lady Mouse at the end of the video. I was waiting for Arnold Schwarzenegger to pop out of the cat costume and yell, "And death does you part" and eat the Lady Mouse.
I love that as they are clamoring up the walls like those Cuban crabs trying to get back to the ocean (did you see that shit on Life? CRAZY. Oprah was talking to me about Nature and shit), the security says, "This is personal property." Their response, of course: "This is Jesse's fault."
Yes. It is the cheating husband's fault that the Paparazzi are making Sandra Bullock's life even more miserable (her life is not that miserable and after all this has passed she will be even more revered by people reading gossip magazines everywhere and they will go out to see her new romantic comedy IN DROVES and she can dry those tears with hundred dollar bills) by mobbing her Mercedes as she's pulling out of her driveway.
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