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More like Ursellout.
+4 | 2/10/11 5:20 PM
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Fat kids are the goddamn best.
0 | 2/7/11 1:37 PM
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A recent fMRI study found that photos of homeless people generate neural activity in the same areas of the brain that are activated when you encounter garbage or poop. And the areas associated with facial/person recognition aren't activated at all. So when we see homeless people, we subconsciously place them in the "trash and/or shit" category instead of the "human being" category. Great job, everyone! Very caring!
+11 | 1/4/11 6:32 PM
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http://i56.tinypic.com/eu12cp.jpg
+47 | 12/8/10 4:17 PM
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Silver Jujube Thousand
+2 | 11/23/10 2:57 PM
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100 Grand Funk Rocky Road
+2 | 11/23/10 2:50 PM
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Necco Case
+25 | 11/23/10 2:47 PM
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I almost died when I was 6. I saw God and he told me that the wheels on the bus go round and round.
+31 | 11/18/10 4:09 PM
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Someone should write a song about how God has the whole wide world in his hands. They should sing it incessantly for the first four years of a kid's life and then see what he says when he almost dies.
+20 | 11/18/10 4:08 PM
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Is it just a coincidence that noted harpist shrieker Joanna Newsom sings about "the Pleiades loosed in December"!? Is it a coincidence that Joanna Newsom almost anagrams to NO JEW MASONS!?
+9 | 11/8/10 2:50 PM
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"Randy Quaid fashioned a glass out of a champagne glass, and he poured mid-priced champagne into the glass and pretended it was expensive champagne." David Foster Wallace just read this sentence and started slow clapping from the computer lab in purgatory.
+12 | 11/4/10 10:04 PM
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I hope "jamesfranco.gif" becomes a part of everyday speech in the same way that my new sister-in-law says "OMG" and "WTF" non-ironically during actual conversations.
+20 | 11/1/10 11:24 AM
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I literally L'd O L. So LLOL.
+7 | 10/27/10 9:21 PM
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It feels like Rand Paul just stomped on my head.
+7 | 10/27/10 12:10 PM
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The top hat stay the top hat.
+3 | 10/8/10 5:07 PM
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This could be great. Imagine a bunch of clips like "Living Photograph: Chris with Teacup." No dialogue, no soundtrack, no narration. Just 3 or 4 minute "scenes" of people standing in awkward almost-but-not-quite-still poses.
+13 | 10/7/10 1:10 PM
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Who are you calling a creep? http://i53.tinypic.com/28cos49.jpg
+16 | 10/6/10 12:32 PM
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http://i55.tinypic.com/2uqkw8y.jpg
+29 | 10/6/10 12:22 PM
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"You would think that Saturday Night Live, when faced with the available talents of a sharply comic actor, etc, etc" - Gabe next week
+12 | 10/4/10 11:52 AM
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The real # wasn't printed on the side of the box because, according to the 1:47 mark in this clip, the actual Feed the Children hotline is about 19 digits long.
+2 | 10/1/10 11:06 AM
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FAKE & G'DAY MATE
+29 | 9/28/10 5:46 PM
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I prefer to read this as two separate delicious treats: "personal pan cocaine and onion pizzas".
+18 | 9/28/10 5:43 PM
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"You are WASTING Bryan Cranston, sir!" - Gabe next week.
+21 | 9/27/10 11:15 AM
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Are all you guys watching Delocated? Because all of you guys should be watching Delocated. The latest episode was about pranks and included the line "Psychologically rape me once, shame on you; psychologically rape me twice, cock-a-doodle-doo, Jon's gonna sue." Jon he does it!
+5 | 9/23/10 11:22 AM
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"9/11 of the Face" is a much catchier title than "Bridalplasty."
+30 | 9/16/10 11:10 AM
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They should've gone with "They Rapunzel everybody out hair."
+34 | 9/8/10 3:06 PM
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Birdiedemic
+6 | 8/30/10 5:35 PM
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Upvoted for "execrable." #GREvocabularygum
+4 | 8/27/10 3:08 PM
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Are you insinuating that I purchased this elegant, downy cashmere neck-cozy in the middle of August just because Joan Holloway modeled it on Etsy? Preposterous!
+17 | 8/26/10 6:21 PM
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I feel like Zizek would love this tattoo. "Something something postmodern signifier something homeboy." - Slavoj Zizek. #philosophygum
+8 | 8/26/10 2:15 PM
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I will display this in a glass case next to my MINT OOP "Christoph Waltz as The Trololololo Guy" pog slammer.
+12 | 8/25/10 3:58 PM
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GRIEF JERKY!
0 | 8/25/10 2:26 PM
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This is a masterpiece of weblog commentary. Best, Coach.
+2 | 8/25/10 11:03 AM
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G to the izz-O, O to the P-zay.
+40 | 8/17/10 6:40 PM
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I apologize for encroaching on your 6th Sense territory. It was an unfortunate oversight on my part. Best, Coach.
+1 | 8/12/10 6:29 PM
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I CC dead people.
+32 | 8/12/10 6:23 PM
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I watched the transition from 1:19 - 1:20 in this clip 5 times in a row, and I think it's safe to assume that DJ Douggpound is the creative force behind this campaign. Basil Marceaux Dot Com, Great Job!
+5 | 8/6/10 4:26 PM
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Fucking maggots, how do they work?
+14 | 8/6/10 2:52 PM
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I can't believe he had a f***** m***** inside his eyeball.
+41 | 8/6/10 2:50 PM
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You win. Literally.
+8 | 8/3/10 11:13 AM
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