My fantasy team? Pretty good. Had to cut Jonathan Stewart last week. And that wasn't the only Jon who got cut. Ya, that's right. Jon & Kate. Vasectomy.
Speaking of game shows! Apparently last nights Final Jeopardy was "this video game character is blue, collects coins, and goes fast" and this contestant wrote down my favorite answer.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdgxRpFCIAAV9wm.jpg
Yea, it was like "what does this movie want to be?" because it wasn't scary enough to be a horror movie or jokey enough to be a comedy. Although I never have seen a foreign film like it which does make it 8) a rare export. C
Prospective Buyer: Sorry, but the ad in the paper said the apartment had two bathrooms?
Jackman: Yep, that's right. This one here and ya know, your pants.
His agent's probably like "Got another screenplay for you" and he's like "I'm out of the game, you know that!" and his agent's probably like "ha no you're not, you're still $7 million in debt."
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