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My fantasy team? Pretty good. Had to cut Jonathan Stewart last week. And that wasn't the only Jon who got cut. Ya, that's right. Jon & Kate. Vasectomy.
By accident I called Pussy Riot the "Pussy Posse" the other day in conversation.
The is old news. Joey Fatone's dad confirmed this weeks ago.
Found out it's fake! I'm sorry everyone! I rode a trojan Dankey into the ball!
Yea, transcribed it wrong. And it's a fake. Today I am Dankey Kang.
Speaking of game shows! Apparently last nights Final Jeopardy was "this video game character is blue, collects coins, and goes fast" and this contestant wrote down my favorite answer. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdgxRpFCIAAV9wm.jpg
Giving Paul Walker the "Actor We Wish Didn't Die" award was a bit much, but still sweet.
Bet all the kids pick on Princess Fadzilah cause of her name. OOhhh noo, runnnn. It's FADZILLLAAHH.
Haha, I was just looking for a gif of this.
I invented a parking spot today and kicked some snow to make it look like a parking line. Cops better not go snooping.
And the Oscar for Best Picture in 2013 goes to........RANGO?!?! Congratulations to Rango.
Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see me in a bow tie?
Hope you feel better, man. Sending a Natty Treas gif your way. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqwb1aCJC1r60h6bo1_500.gif
My favorite Hollywood pairing was Da Vinci Code and National Treasure. Natty Treas owns. So does Natty Treas 2: Book of Secrets.
http://screenshots.en.sftcdn.net/en/scrn/69654000/69654678/candy-crush-saga-06-621x535.jpg
Supposed to be a sunglasses face there.
Yea, it was like "what does this movie want to be?" because it wasn't scary enough to be a horror movie or jokey enough to be a comedy. Although I never have seen a foreign film like it which does make it 8) a rare export. C
Gotta respect the WWE though. Still wrastlin' after all these years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_-21AaCu8o
I will hold this seat for you while you go to the kitchen. What? You want the seat back? You are an asshole.
You almost wrote Urkel but I can't think of anything funny to say about it but I still want to acknowledge it.
Starting a comment with a relative triggers my brain into thinking they also make $5233 a week working from home.
You CAN'T tweet that, Jeremy. It's unconfirmed. Oh, jesus. It's already been retweeted.
I want to see this. I want to see sometime very seriously say "tweet" and not break character. It's just what I want to see.
a bit o rolfing and golfin wit me mates er guvner!
Prospective Buyer: Sorry, but the ad in the paper said the apartment had two bathrooms? Jackman: Yep, that's right. This one here and ya know, your pants.
That mentos ad got me clicking on the wrong links all day.
His agent's probably like "Got another screenplay for you" and he's like "I'm out of the game, you know that!" and his agent's probably like "ha no you're not, you're still $7 million in debt."
Poor guy probably hasn't worked on a movie he's wanted to do in a decade.
Haha @ Nic Cage saying "I'm out of the game, you know that!" in that trailer.
Does Homeless Randy make his roster changes in a cybercafe?
Typo is binding. You now have to take Michael Keaton Keaton. He's an actuary from Cleveland.
There was a lot of Champ I didn't like but 'Frankenstein' is one of my favs.