Comments

From her bio: "Though she's in her thirties, she's never been in love before - and has started to wonder if she ever will be. " I can't imagine why she's still single.
+35 | 10/28/10 3:41 PM
on 
Especially when Tyler Perry and Martin Lawrence keep taking them all.
+81 | 10/28/10 3:39 PM
on 
My kitty often abruptly collapses on the floor also, but it's because he wants to get his belly rubbed. I'm going to forget all the sad stuff about these kitties and pretend they were doing it for the belly rubz.
+24 | 10/27/10 5:25 PM
on 
The first rule of sales is never name the company you're promoting. It builds the mystery.
+20 | 10/27/10 4:01 PM
on 
From one red shirt guy to another: http://i52.tinypic.com/24xggac.jpg
+21 | 10/27/10 3:00 PM
on 
This is a woman who regularly invites papparazzi to her house to take photos of her and their kids. Just keep that in mind.
+7 | 10/27/10 11:21 AM
on 
At least he planned ahead and had his arms put in casts beforehand.
+14 | 10/27/10 9:43 AM
on 
http://i54.tinypic.com/2dl3uk0.jpg
+8 | 10/27/10 9:31 AM
on 
I love pooping!!
+23 | 10/26/10 3:54 PM
on 
Hold on a minute. Baby Friday and Teacherman are married in real life? Do you ever sit across from each other and post comments simultaneously? My mind is blown.
+9 | 10/26/10 1:09 PM
on 
Nightmare factory? More like DREAM factory!
+9 | 10/22/10 5:03 PM
on 
The current husband (dude in matching sweatshirt) is not the father of her children, so she's still got that going for her. She actually left her other husband for this guy after he used the tried and true pickup line, "I drive a Hummer, wanna fuck?" True story. My girlfriend is the best.
+1 | 10/22/10 2:50 PM
on 
As someone with an Anthropology degree, let me just say that in hindsight my time would have been better spent watching Youtube videos than learning about rites of passage and bones. Alas, it was the 90's and Youtube didn't exist yet.
+9 | 10/22/10 12:26 PM
on 
"Pornography is hard to define, but I know it when HR calls me in for a chat."
+36 | 10/21/10 3:19 PM
on 
Despite all the threats and offers of cash, Aaron Spelling was never able to convince the 90210 casting directors to put his third child in the show.
+9 | 10/20/10 6:03 PM
on 
As a native speaker I can say with 100% certainty that the first 45 seconds was not in English.
+50 | 10/20/10 12:38 PM
on 
Right now his 17 year old daughter is wondering why her new high-waisted American Apparel bikini bottoms aren't fitting quite right.
+9 | 10/20/10 11:46 AM
on 
My girlfriend: "Suffering builds character!" Roomful of D-bags: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!" Me: *gunshot*
+25 | 10/19/10 10:44 AM
on 
What he forgot to mention is that the film he just finished was a documentary.
+22 | 10/15/10 3:19 PM
on 
Speaking of questionable jokes in movie previews, has anyone noticed that joke in the new awful-looking Katherine Heigel movie where they're changing the baby's diaper and Fergie's husband yells, "It's like Slumdog Millionaire in there!"? What a stupid, poorly written joke. It doesn't bode well for the movie if that's one of the comedic gems they decided to pull for the preview. (While it could also easily be interpreted by someone who hasn't seen the movie as Poopy Diaper = India, I'm assuming he's referring to the scene where the kid jumps into the pile of poop, but considering that was just 2 minutes of a movie with so many other memorably horrifying scenes, and isn't even what I first think of when I think of that movie, it just ends up making me mad that it's so unfunny.) Whew, I'm glad I finally got that off my chest.
+21 | 10/15/10 11:19 AM
on 
And also because of all the dumbasses.
+10 | 10/14/10 3:58 PM
on 
"Hobbyist politician" doesn't exactly inspire confidence, does it?
+16 | 10/14/10 12:00 PM
on 
Logo has a competitive reality show about floral arrangers, so really nothing on TV surprises me these days.
+3 | 10/14/10 10:55 AM
on 
The McFly Also The McFly 2
+11 | 10/13/10 5:52 PM
on 
I'm not going to downvote you for this because (most) everyone's opinions are valid and all that, but I'm definitely giving you the side-eye right now.
+8 | 10/13/10 4:02 PM
on 
Oh man, I've heard of these guys! They're always doing crazy stuff, like hanging out with their friends. Legendary.
+17 | 10/13/10 12:43 PM
on 
I got a similar result when I googled "Gif of two men grinding" yesterday. Videogum owns the internet.
+19 | 10/12/10 3:37 PM
on 
My thoughts as I was watching this: "Well, they aren't sewer rats, and lots of people keep rats for pets. Who am I to judge? I talk to my cats like they're children and carry them around like babies. So really, what's the big HOLY SHIT SHE HAS A DEAD RAT WRAPPED IN FABRIC. OH MY GOD, SHE KISSES IT AND RUBS BLUEBERRY YOGURT ON ITS MOUTH. STOP TOUCHING IT!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?"
+55 | 10/12/10 11:31 AM
on 
We already knew he was a stock broker.
+3 | 10/12/10 9:57 AM
on 
"What am I, chopped liver?" -Rentboys.com
+9 | 10/11/10 3:17 PM
on 
I just tried to find a gif of 2 men grinding on each other, but instead I think I just got fired.
+30 | 10/11/10 2:34 PM
on 
I really miss Ms. Blankenship.
+8 | 10/11/10 12:39 PM
on 
Oh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let Andrew join the show!
+7 | 10/11/10 12:36 PM
on 
But it does kind of make him a hypocrite, don't you think?
+10 | 10/11/10 11:09 AM
on 
The closest I come to watching a non-HBO show live is waiting until my DVR has recorded 1/4 of the show so I can fastforward the commercials.
+10 | 10/11/10 10:06 AM
on 
Thanks guys!! (Psst- Not that it matters, but I don't have a penis.)
+7 | 10/8/10 7:57 PM
on 
If I'd only had another hour I could have made it to the ball this week. :( On the upside I got to leave work early today. To celebrate and console myself I'm going to share this cuteness with everyone: http://i52.tinypic.com/mcq5xi.jpg
+28 | 10/8/10 6:10 PM
on 
Oh great. They've procreated.
+35 | 10/8/10 4:09 PM
on 
Coincidentally my girlfriend suffers from Cuntington's Disease.
+189 | 10/8/10 4:07 PM
on 
I have no idea what "Downriver trash" means but it is now my go-to insult.
+18 | 10/8/10 3:56 PM
on 
PREV PAGE NEXT PAGE

Stereogum Media

Stereogum Digest