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I just put my dishwasher on shuffle and watched kitten .gifs. Who needs writers?
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/49500/Larry-Queen--49851.jpg He just couldn't work two jobs anymore.
Wow, that script eats part of a comment from earlier on the page. Annoying, but well written, I bet that gets it past spam filters.
Dear Gabe/Monsters, "Racist Marmaduke", a Frank Lloyd Wrong production, is hilarious. Can this please become a recurring feature on Videogum?
Yeah, but in a really sloppy way. I'm guessing the intention was an "Afro-Carribean" hybrid by the color scheme, but it really just cribs from Keith Haring and Jean-Michel Basquiat. #arthistorygum (did not think i would type that twice today)
Babylonians invented eggnog. The Ishtar gate is made of it. duh-sicle. #arthistorygum.
Nor is it the first time that image has appeared. Can be ban that from bing or something?
We'll always be your barrier method. A promise is a promise.
Hey! It Worked! I posted my first image on Videogum ever, and it worked!
http://www.n-sea.org/fishtale/fall2001/images/Beaver-Release.jpg Limited Beaver Release?
This would be a lot more tragic if she wasn't so immediately well disposed to remedy the situation. That being the case, :)
Well played. Also, I love being in the music world! 40 people work to make a set of songs that sound quite a bit like other popular songs, and then you try to sell other people this "just different enough product" by paying attractive young people to sit around in a fancy setting in little to no clothing. Even though I am the worst (graduate student), I find my job entertaining.
"I'll lick what she's licking"
Ross Perot is back in the running!
"It turns out it was just ice cream" - 2 (12-year old) girls, 1 Poor Argument
When these tapes get replayed incessantly, I always think of DFW. I can't believe Infinte Jest was published in the year it was, it seems more current every month. Cute puppies are the remedy though.
Though it would make my shuddering at the the inevitably tiny lady sitting next to me on the subway's reading material more entertaining. Seriously. It's like "JUGGS" on my right and "The Aroused Fortress" on my left everyday on the A.
The "deal with it" meme has entered the final stage of memehood, "oddly specific".
Monster's Ball is over for the week folks. Racist Marmaduke is a meme you can't rebuke.
Personally, I prefer V.Len (ft. Jo$ef Stal)'s rendition of Back in the U.$.$.R
Gabe's sense of humor has become so frigid.
I ended up watching a 30 Rock Marathon instead. December+Manhattan Rain= "Everything is the worst." Last night, Tina Fey saved my life on the dance floor.
Did you notice how surprisingly good the spelling is? I need to reconsider my reason for writing off everyone who thinks anything this man says is worthwhile.
The Sound of Eggnog, Bye-Bye Eggnog. Okay, that's enough.
I'm excited for season three, where he attends a top performing arts university, settles in Chelsea, and makes seven figures while living in a loft in Chelsea, maintains a rich cultural and social life, and enjoys a life unaffiliated with the hetero normative capitalist enterprise. #stereo(type)gum
I went to grad school as a way out of my impoverished youth, where my domineering parents forced me find racist implications in animated animal movies. I still conflate Air Bud & genocide. …
dear southernbitch (odd to type that), i feel your end of first semester of grad school pain. As I am compiling a bibliography for "Politics of Rhythm in Dmitri Shostakovich's Fifth Symphony" (yuck), salsa dog has invaded my life. Bye bye master's degree. Hello salsa dog.
Fact: This Winwood comment has an oblique upvote/downvote statement. Fact: I voted up. 'Tis funny.
I really don't get the sarcophagus line. Can someone google translate Kanye reference for me?
via @NYCgum? Or is Dan Smith all over? and I very much want to meet this Guru Pitka character.
Ian, I know you may not make it to Monster's Ball on this comment, but I actually laughed, which is rare.