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Where's that video of Christopher Walken in Man of the Year? It's all any of us really need to say.
I'm going to admit that I didn't realize those were the Twin Towers (still a legitimate boob name?) until I clicked the link. I thought the twist Gabe was talking about was going to be Obama assassinated. Since I had no personal connection to 9/11 and I don't watch this show it didn't hit me like it hit Gabe. I guess it's stupid or tasteless but I care so little It doesn't register to me.
Tina Fey can't have written Alec's lines because I laughed. Although maybe Alec is just that talented.
Kids will do anything you tell them to if you give them the right incentive. I know from experience. HOW SWEET IT IS!!!
Janeane Garofalo and Bill O' Reilley?! The only way this clip could be more unwatchworthy is if the two of them were fucking.
Nicole bought that girl straight cash so she can do whatever she wants to her.
This show turns into Pirates of the Caribbean every time it delves into its "mythology". What I mean is: When you watch Pirates you're pretty much thinking "Where's Captain Sparrow (NPH)" because nobody gives a shit about Will (Ted).
Futurama, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Firefly, Greg The Bunny, and The Tick: Cancelled New Show from Seth McFarlane that hasn't even premiered yet: Second Season Where's that Suicide GIF. from Black Dahlia when you need it. I'm not going to post it. I just need some pointers.
When's mini-BatBale show up?
Unless Angelina is blowing dudes on the parking lot there is no reason to report their (or anyone's) day-to-day affairs.
To the first two videos: She's a Cock-Asian. I'm Sorry.
Meanwhile, his mom (Helen Hunt) is a stripper I'm not sure I'll ever dream again. Also, Little Nicky.
the government had invented a machine that could collectively erase Lauren Conrad from the national consciousness. Why only Lauren Conrad? Don't you want to forget Family Guy too? Or is it that we need to remember Family Guy so we never make that mistake again?
The Blu-Ray Edition comes out this summer.
Jessica Biel is some form of hero, and I'm some form of pervert.
I've got a new idea for a Jeff Dunham puppet. I call him Fireworks Boy.
I agree that McG is horrible but at the same time it's not like Moon Bloodgood has anything else to offer.
The Sarah Silverman show is truly horrible. I don't really dislike Silverman or any of the other actors on the show (In fact Brian Posehn and Jay Johnston are awesome no matter what) but that doesn't change that it isn't funny. Sarah Silverman's shtick seems to be that she's cute and the things she says are horrible and it just doesn't work for me. In response to #2: If CC had any hand in renewing Futurama it would make up for every horrible show they made after Chappelle left.
This commercial is the beginning of Saving Private Ryan combined with the Pool Scene from Caddyshack. I liked Strangers with Candy the Movie too.
After reading this I may need a gun of my own.
John Hodgman is sort of like Patrick Warburton. What I mean is neither of them can act but everybody loves them anyway.
These cards are as unfunny as Tina Fey herself.
The Greatest Battle in the History of the Universe is about to commence. But wait, there's more!
You think after Salma left all the men gave that baby repeated high-fives?
Little Nicky. It's so horrible it made Michael J. Nelson (of MST3K fame) pray that the world would reverse itself to negate it's existence.I think we could all join him in that sentiment. http://www.cracked.com/article_15047_inoperable-humor-5-worst-comedies-all-time.html
"the best Weekend Update since Amy Poehler left" Coincidence?
First Lucas had to ruin Star Wars and then he went for Indiana Jones. I guess we should all be thankful that at least he hasn't gone back and CGI'd the shit out of the old ones like he did Star Wars. You know this shitbomb is mostly his fault because it has stink all over it (rotten ham). Stupid shit like laughing CGI creatures that have nothing to do with the plot and endless, unsubtle references to his older (read: better) movies stain the entire film. Shia Ladouche as Indy's son is completely unbelievable. No way that mouthbreathing hack is Harrison Ford's son. Why did they even bring back Marion. I thought of Indy as an American James Bond so I liked that he had a different woman in every movie. Her appearance wouldn't have been so bad if she had at least done more than fart around in the background of every scene practically shouting "Remember me". This thing (I now refuse to call it a movie or worse yet entertainment) deserves to be shunned and forgotten.
She obviously cut it off so she could easily aim a bow and arrow at the writers.