http://boingboing.net/images/_3052_2760259659_673fe513a0.jpg
If this is fake, please do not tell me. I don't want to live in a world where it's not true.
Oh my gosh, pretty good. Started out with some excellent new 1D gifs, and ended with happy hour with my coworkers. And in the middle I got a phone call about an interview I had on MLK. I did not get that job, but the HR lady was like, "You should apply for this other job we have open." And I like that other job a lot better, and she thought of me for it, so I'm very excited to spend my Friday night writing a cover letter!!!
Here's a similar one for all the Jude Law fans out there! (Me and Flaskie. RIP, Flaskie, you sweet angel.)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyr45sJeya1qzh01lo5_400.gif
My old roommate and I have a really fun inside joke where one of us says, "Crash!" like we're announcing it winning. And then the other one of us claps our hands weakly and rolls our eyes, because that is just what Jake Gyllenhaal did at the Oscars.
(I'm just going to include the following gif because I decided to search for "Jakey G," as I like I call him, and this came up and was adorable.)
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxul1jHa6k1r5iz8n.gif
It seems like there have been a lot of articles recently with a headline along the lines of, "Why do we watch so much TV on Netflix?" Are people really wondering that? Because I think the answer is that we are lazy and TV is easy and fun. Is it more complicated?
We might not be able to afford to go Yellowknife, but we could probably visit Aurora, Illinois, on the cheap.
http://x96.xanga.com/65cf633643434249411929/z197878446.jpg
#1 That lady is obsessed with purebred cats. She's like the Lucius Malfoy of cats.
#2 I am home sick today and now all I want is dozens and dozens of cats being lazy in bed with me while I watch Fame. And if they could bring me soup, too, that'd be good.
Happy weekend! Gonna spend mine with some nerdy teenagers, but first . . .WE DANCE.
http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Niall-Horan-Dancing.gif
OMG, I was JUST talking about how much I hate that phrase with cassie and gnidrah!!! (And then we went back to talking about 1D.) It makes me nervous like they are going to pop on me. My hands automatically feel sticky when I hear that phrase.
That moist joke on New Girl made me LOL because I think I'm the only woman on earth who is okay with that word. I don't like "womb" though, to the point where I used to not say it during the Hail Mary.
I've had it up to HERE with politics in my lady business. (I'm pointing to my crotch.) (I didn't watch the Sarah video, so I hope she didn't make this joke.)
I am not an academic. Sadly, there is no PhD program in Celebrity Crushes, which is basically the only thing I'm willing dedicate that much time to researching. Good luck with whatever that thing is that you're talking about, tho!!!
Oh boy, I just wikied "spinster" because I'm an academic, and here is what we got.
A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan.
A HUMAN PAIR BOND? Frankly, that sounds terrifying, and I can't wait until I hit menopause so that I don't have to worry about forming one of those. (Also, save money on tampons.)
Comments