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Warner Brothers has forgotten the face of their father http://swankivy.com/writing/essays/silly/30list/yak.jpg
It's cool. When I was younger I would have said R2D2, Esq, but now I'd go with Lando Calrissian, MD.
Tommy rested his case for Gabe on the subject of cancer!
Pretty sure I heard: "If you keep your wick trimmed, you'll be saved." He's talking about a bris, right?
It's cool, Kelly. I bet you still do the Lindy Hop better than Old Man Gabe.
Yo Trent, I’mma really happy for you... but DeStorm had one of the best Social Network videos of all time!
Reports of a total eclipse of the sun are still being investigated http://i.imgur.com/dI1BF.jpg
http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/p/h/phufdnjlsesyfuny.jpg "I don't take credit; I'm a cash kind of guy."
^Better. We should honor the man with a wicked wild rumpus. http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/4/17/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-27455-1334678424-12.gif
Today's wild rumpus is canceled. Please make a note of it.
Ashton Kutcher went from racist potato chip shill to punking Anderson Cooper. That guy NEVER LOSES.
If Cat Deeley is leaving SYTYCD, things have taken a turn for the worse.
via @dasracist: "Hey if you care, call popchips at 18662179327, hit 2 and register your concern, they got to pull this shit and apologize, that's it."
Believe me, Kelly, I was conflicted when I sent the tip email. I have no interest in giving more views to this kind of crap. Still, fish gotta swim and a monster's gotta tip.
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I used to windserve whenever a table of diners wouldn't leave after they had finished eating. COWABUNGA!
It's Always Sun Chips in Philadelphia #tvsnackfood Probably not a Best New Party Game. More like a Monday Morning Party Game.
I will see your terrible song and video by babies and raise you a terrible song and video by someone who should be old enough to know better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hBEZLC9Igw
Stay gold, Shellbomber
At first glance that doll appears to be wearing a dress made of dollars.
Dear Videogum and Monsters, I will be in NYC this weekend. If it's not too much to ask, please organize a gathering of Videogum-related fun for the small window of time I have between various cousin's-bar-mitzvah-related events. #sweetheebs Alternatively, you could all come to Atlanta for a spell. Sincerely, Ginger Ball Z
If we're going out tonight, we better get in shape. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_letw6nYgUA1qckma0o1_500.gif
Clearly my attempt to riff on #5's quote and equate "reassemble" with "remake" was a failure. Guess I need to keep fucking that chicken.
"No reassemble, Stephanie! - Johnny 5 #nothingissacred
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"I have a picture of a prominent black conservative in my wallet." - Geraldo Rivera
"Humid Hair" is trending [LADIEZ?]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpt2kMJZUc
My 5-year-old son uses "boring" in much the same way: Me: Please put on your pajamas and get ready for bed. Him: No. It's so boring. He's very mature for his age.
Open letter to Steve Winwood: As I go through life, I encounter three distinct groups of people. Upon hearing my name, the first group (by far the majority) HILARIOUSLY offers up some variation on, "I've got a bible in my hotel room with your name on it." The second group is made up of two responders - law students ("Oh, like Gideon v. Wainwright") and Beatles fans ("Oh, like Rocky Raccoon"). With all due respect to Bill Hicks, with which group do you think I prefer to associate myself? Sincerely, Ginger Ball Z
Open letter to Facebook Connect: Though I am not the first, nor will I be the last, I curse your sneaky nature, your ubiquitous presence, and your skynet capabilities. Sincerely, John Conner
There's something about Paul McCartney's new look that creeps me out.
I'm impressed at how well they dance with an aspirin between their knees.
Pictures or it didn't happen. (I'm more of a visual learner.)