^Better. We should honor the man with a wicked wild rumpus.
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Believe me, Kelly, I was conflicted when I sent the tip email. I have no interest in giving more views to this kind of crap. Still, fish gotta swim and a monster's gotta tip.
I will see your terrible song and video by babies and raise you a terrible song and video by someone who should be old enough to know better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hBEZLC9Igw
Dear Videogum and Monsters,
I will be in NYC this weekend. If it's not too much to ask, please organize a gathering of Videogum-related fun for the small window of time I have between various cousin's-bar-mitzvah-related events. #sweetheebs
Alternatively, you could all come to Atlanta for a spell.
Sincerely,
Ginger Ball Z
My 5-year-old son uses "boring" in much the same way:
Me: Please put on your pajamas and get ready for bed.
Him: No. It's so boring.
He's very mature for his age.
Open letter to Steve Winwood:
As I go through life, I encounter three distinct groups of people. Upon hearing my name, the first group (by far the majority) HILARIOUSLY offers up some variation on, "I've got a bible in my hotel room with your name on it." The second group is made up of two responders - law students ("Oh, like Gideon v. Wainwright") and Beatles fans ("Oh, like Rocky Raccoon").
With all due respect to Bill Hicks, with which group do you think I prefer to associate myself?
Sincerely,
Ginger Ball Z
Open letter to Facebook Connect:
Though I am not the first, nor will I be the last, I curse your sneaky nature, your ubiquitous presence, and your skynet capabilities.
Sincerely,
John Conner
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