There wasn't much GIF fodder from this video. Mostly it's just weird moving shots reminiscent of the Never Gonna Give You Up video (which, for a little while, made me think that this was a really complicated lead up to a Rick Roll, but I think I'm over reacting). So I made a GIF of KK "dancing" and Money Maker Mike scratching his face.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/161940/KKTGIF.gif
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/161940/KKNoseScratch.gif
Those tattoos in the trailer really are not the worst tattoos. I mean, they're shitty/misspelled, sure, but they're easily hidden and done by people who aren't absolutely horrible tattoo artists. Surely we all know ('cause I know, like, 5 people) someone who had a friend give them a peace sign or pot leaf tattoo with a guitar string and a vial of India Ink in the 8th grade.
I'm starting to feel super self conscious about how many times I've watched this video today. This young man is a veritable .gif farm.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/161940/KKBenchFlip.gif
FUCK YEAH!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/161940/KKFrontFlip.gif
Everybody gets scared when [he] front flip[s]!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/161940/KKFistPound.gif
Ad infinitum.
I wonder if anyone even has to pitch movies anymore, or if there's just a tattered list somewhere of old fairy tales and recent(ish) movies to be sequelized. Lemme call it, in the next five years there will be live action remakes of Little Red Riding Hood, Aladdin, and fantastical re-imagining of Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.
Maybe I'M the one with issues, but I couldn't bring myself to watch more than 5 seconds of that video. I don't see how anyone involved in that could have said "No, this is not a horrible idea with years of implications for my children and family."
Jesus Christ.
It would be so great if there was a guy who looks like Justin Bieber who just follows his tours around so he can boff girls in bathrooms.
A Justin Fibber.
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