Oh, come on. You know you love it! If it weren't so fun to begin with, what would you put in your recaps? It's not trying to be a serious drama. Vampires... they're funny. That's why we watch!
I drove 80 miles out to Lancaster on Sunday and the theater REFUSED to show the film! They claim that the projector for that screening room (of their 22-screen theater) is broken and cannot be repaired. I'm seriously on the verge of tears! :(
I can't wait for the death of print if it means the end of patronizing, soulless, badly argued culture watchdog pieces from Time Magazine in which they inevitably make up a catch-all term for a supposed "trend" taking over America, like PORN CREEP. Can Soulja Boy please appropriate that as the title of new dance that sweeps the nation and end this conversation before it starts?
Time's coining of "Porn Creep" is just as much intended to "go viral" with the message "Time Magazine knows what's up," but for an older, more confused and scared market than Bud's ads are targeted towards. It's just as much of a desperate jab for attention, using the titillation factor of porn as an entree to brand loyalty. I feel like the porn industry are the real victims of exploitation in all this fake controversy.
The Black Eyed Peas are engaged in a dangerous game with the Pussycat Dolls to see who can include the most product placement in their music videos. Really, Black Eyed Peas, you're hawking the HP Mini-Note 2133?
Also, I thought will.I.am was supposed to be the new Bono in terms of self-aggrandizing rock star liberalism-- why is he forcibly removing the clothes from a lesbian during a makeout sesh?! Rape! Mazel tov!
Imagine being a failed comedian/cruise ship comedian who has to comb through the glut of Wikipedia information on Twilight in order to find relevant jokes for your tween audience. Toughest crowd ever!
This reminds me of the time my mom and aunt came up with the worst get rich quick scheme ever, involving creating a line of overpriced pens and pencils inscribed with messages like "Remember to use The Secret!" and "The Secret will make it so." When asked how this could possibly lead to instant and unbound financial success, they claimed that anything was possible with The Secret. After three days of planning for their future extravagant lifestyles, they got into a huge new age fight and didn't speak to each other for several months, destroying my imaginary Secret-fueled office stationery inheritance.
Seriously, I want this guy to be my boyfriend. He's a stone fox, adorably schlubby, and not a bad musician to boot. There is nothing wrong with this picture.
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