"...nevermind, if her or Jerry Seinfeld ever reveal my terrible secret, I'll be ruined! RUINED! No, I have no idea what both Victoria Jackson and Jerry Seinfeld were doing in that RAPE BASEMENT! The point is they were there and they saw shit go down, TED..you know, you were there!" -The President of Television (again)
French artist Laurent La Gamba was doing "camouflage art" in 2002.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4woDVsq8mI
You might recognize the technique picked up by more recent TV commercials for anti-depressants.
Is this ZB's inspiration for the goddamn shirt? where DOES he get his ideas?
what did I miss, guys.. I clicked PLAY on this newlywed rap video thing, and the room started spinning, and spinning.. I must have hit my head on the way down..because there was ALOT of blood.
Anyway, I went to heaven for a while and saw all these people with different sized wings.
I'm back now (whew)..a little dizzy still, but I think I'm out of the woods.. so, what's this Larry Crowne? hmm, this might be.. ok, Tom Hanks, ok.. he's good sometimes.. what else? Oh, Cedric the Entertainer? I wondered where he wen- OH, he's not gonna ride that scooter-HE IS! and with perilous results! Histerical! That happens in life, he he.. um, oh, and community college, oh BOY, I remember that, never too late, they sa- and I guess, Julia Roberts is [feeling faint] the sassy [cold sweat] teacher..that has developed a tough exterior over the years of teaching apathetic stude- and [blood thundering in eardrums] she said "brain freeze" that's sooo the thing to say even after 1998, really I am totally rooting fo-
I think "The Music Never Stopped" is based on the story of a man who watches this repeating gif for the rest of his natural life
http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/2183787/pumpkin-o.gif
"whoa, narrator. the way you're talkin' about my friend Fatboy Slim is all wrong, see. this video was TR-emendous! jusssss whachhh" -HPN in a really hilarious and accurate Christopher Walken voice
http://hotimg23.fotki.com/a/99_96/180_174/ristopher-walken_o_GIFSoup-com.gif
speaking of.. the hipsters have descended here in Austin this week..
I've never seen so many glasses, beards, and tight pants!
http://dudesbeardsglassessxsw.tumblr.com/
Star Trek- Guy in the red shirt
Role Discription- be the only one to die somehow, always*
Pay scale- N/A
*must be shorter and uglier than William Shatner
when I read "Vampire Movie for Dudes" I thought 'O, vampires that ride fast motorcycles through explosions while drinking blood flavored Rockstar and then gives a dutch oven to his big tittied vacuous interchangeable hot girlfriend.'
what I'm saying is I'm totally not disappointed here, guys.
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