Adam Brody is wonderful. I met him a few years ago when he came to my college during the Obama campaign. We chatted about how John McCain is OMG SO OLD HAHAHAH and then I slipped him my phone number. He never called :(
I still love him.
"with plenty of clean drinking water to keep myself from dying readily available just a few feet away in the fully functional and hygenic toilet that I don’t have to share with anyone else in the village."
Gabe, you drink out of the TOILET?
Maybe that explains your potty mouth.
...I'll see myself out.
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