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Perhaps from a shot glass sticking out of a skank's hooha?
Completely unrelated, but I love that there is a picture of Homer as an astronaut hanging on the wall in Ms. K's classroom.
C is for suspension!
Like Marmaduke. You're talking about Marmaduke, right??
Don't forget lady who can't wear jeans.
To be fair, Shrek's ears are very fuckable.
Only to the grocery store.
No, she hates this movie because it takes place in America, and everyone knows Ellen Degeneres hates America.
They probably have a picture of a black person in their wallet.
My white skin just got goosebumps.
*Sigh*, I'll get another place setting...
He left out Topher Grace! The Pale Blue Dot is obviously too small for such a powerhouse. OR OR OR! Toph' is actually an extra-terrestrial sent to our planet to infiltrate our culture and make us love him.
George Lopez actually released a statement saying that he's very pleased with the announcement: "I can't think of anything better than doing my show with Conan as my lead-in. It's the beginning of a new era in late-night comedy." So, no need to make those t-shirts just yet...
He probably snapped 836 times, too! He sure can snap! Snap snap snap!
I think that's what made the first season so great. Viewers were taken into this business world that they were unfamiliar with, but as the seasons progressed it devolved a bit into Desperate Housewives territory. I'm really looking forward to where they go with Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
LLMMT (Ladies Love Mad Men Too)!!
Ah! This is so weird! I work at a film financing/production company, and we received this script a few weeks ago. Not only does it suck, but he wants the money invested to act as donations rather than an investment. That's just poor business sense!
The milkaholic should be played by none other than Lindsay Lohan. Rule of threes.
Lindsay Lohan will surely, SURELY accept a cameo role as "that milkaholic". She's already got a stash of baby powder* stored securely in her shoes! *cough cough jab jab
ahh! that came out way wrong! i love alien babies! frak...where's sigourney??
Is it weird that I think of bulldogs as the "Al Bundy" of the canine species?
If Joe Biden for whatever reason renounces his throne as the Vice President of LOLs, can I nominate Joe Mande?
Have you monsters ever watched InfoMania on CurrentTV? There's this segment that the impossibly adorable Brett Erlich does called Viral Video Film School. Last week's segment was about weapons. Check it out! He's great! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PasuhTIAjd0 (Professor Ronald Duncan comes in at the 1:40 mark)
I spy a boobie in that slaughterhouse.
BREAKING NEWS: John Gatins (who plays Scott, the breakout star of this fine film) doubles as a screenwriter. He has written such gems as Coach Carter, Summer Catch, Hard Ball, Dreamer: Based on a True Story, and Real Steel--the movie (starring Hugh Jackman) based on Rock-em Sock-em Robots. Oh, and his most recent acting gig was playing "Homeless Tom". Check it out: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0309691/ Just thought I would lay some truth bombs on you guys.
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And Drew Carey is your creepy and awkward neighbor.
Big congrats to Kathryn Bigelow & The Hurt Locker. This is truly a monumentous achievement in herstory (did you see what I did there?).
BEST PICTURE - The Hurt Locker ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE - Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE - Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE - Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE - Mo’Nique, Precoius: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire DIRECTOR - Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker SCREENPLAY (ORIGINAL) - Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino SCREENPLAY (ADAPTED) - Up In The Air, Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner ANIMATED FEATURE FILM - Up MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG) - “The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart),” Ryan Bingham for Crazy Heart MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE) - Up, Michael Giacchino ART DIRECTION -Avatar, Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg, Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair CINEMATOGRAPHY -Avatar, Mauro Fiore COSTUME DESIGN -Coco before Chanel, Catherine Leterrier DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE) -The Cove, Nominees to be determined DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT) -The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant, Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert EDITING -Avatar, Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM -The White Ribbon (Germany) MAKEUP -The Young Victoria, Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore ANIMATED (SHORT) -A Matter of Loaf and Death, Nick Park LIVE ACTION SHORT -The Door, Juanita Wilson and James Flynn SOUND EDITING -Avatar, Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle SOUND MIXING -Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson VISUAL EFFECTS -Avatar, Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones *These are who I think will win, not who I want to win.
Seriousgum, this is my go-to karaoke song. Along with Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These) by the Eurythmics. I bring down the house every goddamned time.
WE HAVE. TO STICK. TOGETHER!!!!!
I can't find any photographic evidence of Joel McHale in the buff. I guess my many mental pictures will have to suffice. Unless anyone can find one on the internets! Hint! Hint!
I love this show. I also find myself strangely attracted to Archer. Is that weird?
"I don't have time to do SPOOFS." --best quote ever.