I would make a reaction video, but I have a cold and I had an allergic reaction to NyQuil last night that made my lips blow up like Lisa Rinna fresh out of the botox store. So it would just start a cycle of reaction videos to my allergic reaction reaction video (or something like that) I think the Benadryl is making me loopy.
We would have to use a disclaimer.
I'm Single and want to be your girlfriend*
*but not in the snarky crazy person way which we always use that term. I pretty much just want to make you chicken soup when your sick. (Girlfriends do that right? I'm a little rusty.)
I miss you guys...I only have one other girl to talk to at work and this is an actual thing that happened.
She just got an iphone and tortures me by putting evanescence as her sole musical choice on Pandora while I'm being bombarded with emails from my mom saying thing like "Chuck and I had such a great time in Cape Cod, we're going to need a vacation from our vacation!"
"I'm lucky to have a job. I'm lucky to have a job. I'm lucky to have a job."- me, while I'm at work.
Jay-Z had to use his own body heat to keep Gwyneth alive after her Ugg boots and long sleeve sweater were useless protection against the chill of the August beach weather.
I miss you guys! I went into my first day of work a couple weeks ago excited to see the positioning of my desk. Alas, the screen faces directly into my bosses office. I shall be late to alllll the parties. :(
Unfortunately, I won't be posting much either. I went into work for my first day on Monday and my computer screen is perfectly facing my bosses office. What a cruel cruel joke. So, basically I'm going to be super late to all the parties.
I prefer to look at my oil spills as almost halfway contained as opposed to more than halfway still spewing into our gulf coast. I guess I'm just an optimist.
"Well, I know it looks like I just stopped the van and unhandcuffed all the fugitives, but that's not what happened at all. Also, I won the lottery so I QUIT!"- Ana Lucia to her lieutenant.
I think it's funny to picture Locke transforming from Smoke Monster back into himself and hastily/clumsily fumbling to put his clothes back on. Then he pauses for a second to get his Smokey composure back before making his appearance.
I'm only doing this cause it's the second time you brought it up, but "upfronts" are where networks introduce their new fall line ups (usually in a lavish setting with lots of theatrics) and advertisers bid on them without ever seeing an episode. Which benefits the networks cause they make money regardless of the shows crappiness and audience size.
This information comes to you via me forgetting to bring a book to read when I spent the night at my sisters a couple weeks ago and picking up her copy 'Desperate Networks'. About the main cable networks and how jerky they are.
Damn it. Thank you. I guess I should be even more embarrassed that I JUST read it and it's still sitting on my nightstand. But you should really read it sen_tankerbell.
FAILFall Lineup