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What if there was a glitch in the time machine and it took you back to when Hitler was five years old? Would you be able to kill a five year-old Hitler?
+14 | 9/2/09 2:26 PM
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"You got nothin' on me, Smurfelbaum!"
+4 | 9/2/09 10:26 AM
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True Blood makes I Know Who Killed Me look like On the Waterfront.
+3 | 9/1/09 4:16 PM
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Actual IM conversation from the pilot: teengurl1996: lmirl, iwsn scottwolf: can't, im a werewulf, will prolly blk out and kill you
+6 | 9/1/09 3:34 PM
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Norm McDonald will be replaced by the Robin Williams-bot 3000.
+2 | 9/1/09 10:30 AM
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In the next race, I lost my kid's college money on a filly named Ice Melted.
+11 | 9/1/09 9:45 AM
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Apostasy. Everyone knows the One True Porn Title is Saturday Night Beaver.
+7 | 8/31/09 6:05 PM
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Professor Late to the Game over here.
+12 | 8/31/09 5:43 PM
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from the 1993 Wu-Tang track "cash rules everything around me"
+1 | 8/31/09 5:42 PM
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Muck Fry.
+5 | 8/31/09 5:33 PM
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The only thing weirder than John Hodgman in drag is John Hodgman in 13 year-old girl drag.
+3 | 8/31/09 2:45 PM
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Pretty cruel of the aliens to pixelate that lady's face and then return her to earth without changing it back.
+39 | 8/31/09 2:16 PM
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Most offensive youtube user name ever?
+4 | 8/31/09 11:16 AM
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Bad Boys 3: In Which We Finally See Mike Lowry Come With the Thunder
0 | 8/31/09 10:48 AM
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This broom was the inspiration for "the Broom of the System." I wish DFW were around to see it.
+7 | 8/31/09 10:44 AM
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I'd be more worried about the professiz.
+5 | 8/30/09 1:59 PM
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I wish the radio could have been playing a Friendly's ad when he turned it on.
+2 | 8/30/09 1:57 PM
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Jay Leno can also feed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.
+4 | 8/28/09 5:19 PM
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The Wiz-zle
0 | 8/28/09 1:55 PM
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I'd like to google Jessica Biel! sorry.
+8 | 8/27/09 7:07 PM
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Can the donut-ham-hamburger be far behind?
+12 | 8/21/09 4:09 PM
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How did they find contestants? Wasn't the point of Tool Academy I to cleanse the world of all tools?
0 | 8/20/09 5:18 PM
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The fact that we call making love "a Nazi death scheme" tells me we're not ready.
+19 | 8/19/09 10:33 PM
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David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar oh, I thought you wanted us to fill in the blanks.
+3 | 8/19/09 10:27 PM
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White Chicks 2: sequel to the movie your roommate got drunk and yanked it to
+2 | 8/17/09 6:52 PM
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This should make forgetting Sarah Marshall a little easier.
+38 | 8/17/09 12:45 PM
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Batman and Robin and My High School Girlfriend Not Letting Me Go Up Her Shirt in the Theater
+28 | 8/13/09 4:19 PM
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Million Dollar Baby That Dies at the End
+22 | 8/13/09 3:36 PM
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Before I recognize the validity of this contest, I'm gonna need to see the dog's birth certificate to prove he was born in America. This ain't "Kenya's got Talent", Rex!
+30 | 8/13/09 2:34 PM
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In other news, I am not the inspiration for George Clooney's character in Ocean's Eleven. So ladies, do me at your own risk.
+23 | 8/13/09 1:24 PM
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After being talked to by Megan Fox, an awkward teen is more likely to shoot up the t-shirt under his bed.
+25 | 8/13/09 10:20 AM
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after all the granny-killing fantasies in the news lately, to actually see someone killing a granny kind of provides some closure.
+15 | 8/12/09 6:28 PM
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I feel the same way about Alien vs. Predator.
+17 | 8/12/09 6:20 PM
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Shia LeBouf's dad in Transformers is enjoying this a little too much.
-2 | 8/12/09 2:55 PM
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I'm marrying a complete stranger this weekend, just to have this guy at the reception.The couple is registered at The Guy That Sells Me Drugs.
+17 | 8/12/09 2:49 PM
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spoiler alert: Goose dies in this movie too.
+4 | 8/12/09 10:49 AM
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why can't anyone adapt Susan Sontag's work for the cinema?
+1 | 8/12/09 9:53 AM
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As soon as this video ended, I got really grouchy because I didn't want it to ever end.
0 | 8/12/09 9:49 AM
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This ad is just viral marketing for the upcoming "I hope they serve not funny in the T-Mobile commercial".
+7 | 8/5/09 2:58 PM
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Not pictured: the pile of shit in that kid's jeans
-2 | 8/5/09 2:29 PM
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