here's another way this confident fella enjoys himself.
Obama Miley Cyrus Fetish Video
how he decides that the man is obama, we could never comprehend.
exactly. it starts and I'm queasy and unhappy, but that's pretty much the norm for me so I keep going, but then- it cuts to the shot of his lidded eyes and unkempt whiskers and ohhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo GOD WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF?
The best part about the thigh-slapping was that immediately afterward they cut to a shot of Schue's face and he's just beaming out this ultimate expression of pride.
Man, the HD just slayed me. I want Kenneth's perpetual muppet vision to get its own spinoff. And I'm already WAY too attracted to the crazy hot mess that is Alec Baldwin (my other old man crush is Bill Murray, because I am clearly attracted to depression and insanity in men thirty years older than me), but then 30 rock has to go and pull something like THIS??
before he disappeared into the depths of a french goat farm, my friend lived on couch street and I visited him as often as humanly possible. gotta get my daily voodoo, even though it's a 4-hour drive from walla walla.
oh, moonvest. thank you. I was sitting here trying to remember what had horrified me the most about the episode, but my weary brain blocked the black jumpsuit visuals.
I felt almost as appalled and repulsed as I did on real-life thanksgiving, when my sister came downstairs in the tiniest dress in the world and my mother called her a ho and refused to allow her into the car.
vvideogum has MADE ME a true fan of topher grace. I find myself getting excited at any reference to him (it happens! occasionally!) and I have actually replaced tobey maguire's face with topher's in my mind and in all the spider-man movies. fucking awesome / fucking terrifying / fucking videogum.
the thing that REALLY bothered me about it was their "ahhh we're so passionate about each other that we can't help but fuck! no matter society's cruel laws!"-tinged mentalities about the situation. yes, sometimes people are incredibly sexually attracted to each other and it makes them do things they shouldn't, but this is NOT ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS. tripp is OLD and TOPHER GRACElike (sorry toph) and very, very creepy. and serena is a fucking idiot. you know what, never mind. match made in heaven.
also, (and I am ashamed I somehow know this but nonetheless---) lady gaga wrote pokerface about pretending to be into sex with a man while fantasizing about being with a woman. DUH, GOSSIP GIRL!
she said a whole lotta bullshit, but she looked almost exactly like rachel weisz (at least on a super-blurry zshare screen!) so, you know --- all the the crushes.
I initially wanted to write sesame street is My Life, but then I felt kinda sad - but then I got real happy! sesame street means a lot to me, and I think with good reason. I bought the "sesame street: old school" dvds so that I can show my children the original magic some day, because shit has gone downhill. bert's gone due to his and ernie's alleged homosexual relationship, oscar's been phased out because he's too mean (and teaching children how to deal with bullies/grouches is a bad thing?), cookie monster is now the vegetable monster. so this anniversary is somewhat bittersweet, but I'm still proud to call sesame street my one true love.
this weekly feature is definitively my favorite thing on the internet. the only bad part is that it frequently makes me LOL only to find that I cannot possibly explain my laughter to my bewildered housemates.
Parade Magazine: "Thank you, we have already counted your vote."
I spent too much time looking at her terrorsite and I was lulled into a comatose state in which I couldn't see the future or get past thoughts of refurbishing thrift store lamps and making pasta dishes with unnecessarily expensive cheeses... then I fell asleep and dreamed that I got married to my boyfriend... all of which was just a fucking nightmare. I hate this woman.
seriously, you guys have no idea how frustrated I am to have my special daily vgum time so cruelly ripped away... I may go back and comment on the week's posts this weekend, all while knowing that no one will ever see them. whatever. I comment for grace, and grace alone. (I am grace I am not commenting for the favor/protection of the christian god).
guys, I'm happy to have sparked a senior-year-woes thread. you're all making me feel a lot better about how shitty my academic life is right now. although I will never be a grad student, just most likely unemployed and eating garbage, but there are always internet cafes so I'll spend a WHOLE LOTTA TIME ON VIDEOGUM!! SUCK IT, ECONOMY.
man, I know! I wonder about this all the time! so many of the trolls comment IMMEDIATELY after posts are created, too... all I know is that my final year of classes started this week and my commenting must now become (largely) a thing of the past :( fuck college! I get an A in inane, bizarro pop culture references!
ok. this is fucking ridiculous. I've been reading videogum since its conception and I can't recall the exact date of the first troll appearance, but it really changed things for me. I used to relish reading the comments because ya'll are funny and the same little avatars every day are comforting, in some strange way (I am not insane and I have friends) - but now I just get annoyed at people's nonstop desire for attention, albeit the negative kind. the trolls have gotten lazy and unfunny and I genuinely miss the calculated sloppiness and hidden wit of old friends like Da Cake Eatur. now the ends of threads just descend into chaos, the most ridiculous of which is right here.
can't we all just get along? comment in a productive, wholesome way? eat our brussels sprouts and get to bed by 8:00? I understand that this is the internet and none of us are ever going to meet, so why not be a dick, but can people respect that this is our Monster Family and we are good to each other? that's what I'd like to see.
(and in closing - Kermit Reports News On Rapunzel)