My best friend - also a Monster! - once said that The Big Bang Theory is basically a half hour long Olive Garden commercial, humor-wise. It was a truly astute observation.
I just thought 'Wow, so THAT is what is up with Tobey Maguire!' because I still, after a year's worth of features on this blog, do not understand that he and Topher Grace are not the same person.
Speaking of 'Eat, Pray, Love,' I have also never thrown a book out the window in disgust, but I DID throw one in the garbage can in disgust, and it was 'Committed,' Elizabeth Gilbert's sequel to 'Eat, Pray, Love' which someone bought me as a gift. LOUSY GIFT.
It looks awful. I will most definitely be getting it from Netflix and watching it alone in my apartment with a bottle of wine and a huge box of Kleenex.
There are some garbage men in my neighborhood who sometimes holler at me to smile. Reminds me of that David Cross joke about women who like to eff on a pile of trash.
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