Does he realize that the reason there is a butter shortage is because the Norwegians just discovered low carb diets? And decided to replace carbs with butter. Great plan.
Is it bad that I don't know how much a gallon of milk costs? Is it like $4? $3? Am I not a real person?
Also I definitely thought Josh Brolin was Rick Perry at first. I need to stop polluting my mind with the Republican debates.
Good point. It's sad, really- she can't even remember their names anymore. It's kind of cruel to keep taking in more hippos when you can't even be bothered to learn their names.
Kids can eat candy canes. The teacher just can't call them Jesus canes or whatever.
No, I think his real message is "Something is wrong when gays can exercise their rights & schools can't violate the constitution."
Noooo Matt Lauer is the only tolerable part of the Today Show! As someone who uses an old school antenna, my morning television options are already severely limited. Looks like I'm going to have to switch over to listening to music while I get ready in the mornings.
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