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Ok, I guess I'll go too. I'll byobb it.
1. SO PUMPED for The Master 2. You know your web series is hella boring when LARRY DAVID is in it and it still sucks 3. The Lego Wire came out like an internet millennia ago, come on! But yes, sogood.gif
I love Walt's hubris over what is essentially a failed crime. YOU LEFT A VAN WITH MAGNETS ON POLICE PROPERTY!
I can't believe you like this redneck tripe over Turquoise Jeep.
Either he busts some sweet moves in an Icelandic dance club or he rapes a few women and proclaims he's actually being prosecuted for his political beliefs, not the whole rape bit.
Crispin Glover but just kidding because when was the last time I used a stamp that wasn't my office's postage machine?
For all the monster turquoise jeep riders not in the know, the short film for Ooh Aah Sound dropped this week. I'm breaking the videogum ban/tyranny on jeep riders: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCMFtwpm4DU
See how up I am on my movies and trailers? Someone sent it to me THIS WEEK at least, so it's new to me.
Because I am contrarian, I like to not see event movies. I have not seen so many movies, you guys! (Avatar, Titanic, Avengers, the list goes on). But I AM excited about Hot Coffee, whose trailer did not make it into this post for some reason. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBKRjxeQnT4
This list is not coming original.
lololol this list is the fucking worst.
Fat Belding was great, but when are they bringing back Fat Betty? Also Pete is clearly spearheading the men's rights movement. A visionary, that one.
No way, Blind Date was better! Those little air bubbles making fun of the daters were the precursor to snarky live blogging.
Still waiting for the return of being able to see who replied to your comments. No pressure.
Man this site sounds awful. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some travel arrangement emails with strange rich men to check.
Was it Mr. Show that had the olde tymey boxing sketch? When Lane and Pete started posturing it was IRLOL and the sketch about boxing was all I could think about.
This ep was so good! Pete getting cockblocked by a teenager! The hilars boxing by two privileged men who've never been in a fight in their lives! Don being called superman (swoon)!
That man can do no wrong. Does anyone have a spare $50k I can borrow? http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4 <3 <3
If there's not a ton of getting blackout drunk on happy hour dollar drinks and kicked out of bars/thrown into a cab home, I won't be able to relate either. My 20s were too cool, you guys.
Real Talk, the amount of episodes I've seen are inversely proportional to the vitriol I have for the show. I'd have to do research to get more blood out of that stone, and I'd rather have my eyes ripped out.
I have no need for another Sex and the City prequel. Next.
My favorite series was the pickup artist recaps. Gabe you fucking sublime genius. http://videogum.com/?s=pickup+artist My favorite one video is pumpkin man because a NO DUH. http://videogum.com/98271/the_very_best_pumpkin_head_hal/love-watching/ My favorite post about a video, because it just sums up that feeling of failure TOO WELL: http://videogum.com/239241/epic-karate-fail-reminds-us-that-there-are-different-kinds-of-days-in-this-world/top-stories/
Honestly this IS pretty baller and I’m jealous I don’t have a similar picture cuz I sure as hell had that Orko toy. Also T.Hanks you Gabe & Kelly for a lovely party!
As if The Simpsons couldn't get more dead to me.
If I don't meet you and Ian tonight there's going to be TROUBLE!
It's a videogum party. Jump into videogum parties. Also I will be there.
Once Jon Hamm reads how much I dislike Ryan Gosling, he'll surely be mine.
Snapbacks was pretty cringeworthy as an original song. Me singing it sexily on your birthday will make everyone cry.
Did anyone check with Lauren Lauren to get her opinion on the situation? Maybe Dirt McGirt would have had things to say too.
Ugh, step off the mic and go play with your pogs, Stack Boys. Too young.
So I can meet the man of my dreams at Agelessmeet .COM and then have Taxi Dave party drive us home. Sounds like a win-win.
I like Jon’s varied parts too. Well, just the one above his neck and below the waist. #imsosorry #jonhammmademedoit
If Jon Hamm doesn't think he's devastatingly way out of my league than perhaps I can pull some pickup artist moves on him and we can be boyfriend and girlfriend forever and ever. I get all Madeline Kahn in Clue about him.
It's too bad we won't be able to get up in Bear's grill anymore.
Where's the Videogum anniversary party promise? Hello? Crickets?!