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Worlds are colliding!
0 | 4/5/10 12:21 PM
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In Europe it's Kilometers Davis.
+36 | 4/5/10 12:02 PM
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Yeah, I would remember Dawson getting hit because that would be rewarding television. Here goes: Pacey tells Dawson that he sucks at basketball, so Dawson throws the ball at Pacey and breaks his nose (again, douchehat). Subsequently, the cheerleaders take care of Pacey and he, in turn, gets "excited" and jerks off in the bathroom, only to get caught by a teacher and then he is given detention. The end. For real.
+2 | 4/3/10 12:33 AM
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I was debating keeping this to myself to avoid embarrassment, but Dawson actually throws the basketball at Pacey and breaks Pacey's nose (because Dawson was a douchehat). [miss e blows her brains out because she's 26 and knows that]
+10 | 4/2/10 5:10 PM
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I went to her concert a few years ago and during one of her dances, her nipple slipped out (of which I unintentionally took a picture of, praise Jesus) and the gay man next to me screamed, "Damn, that titty came OUT!" at the top of his lungs. I guess the people in that video have a better story than I do now. Well, shit.
+20 | 3/29/10 6:44 PM
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Count me in! My friends and I even assigned each other characters that we were most like from the movie... One friend insisted on being the crazy Fairuza Baulk character and I was somehow surprised when she later turned out to be a psycho whore in real life, too.
+14 | 3/24/10 8:43 PM
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Let me know when she apologize to us for the things that ARE on her album.
+28 | 3/22/10 2:03 PM
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What was weird was that the kid almost Pacey'd that older chick in the movie, too. And I think, when I was 9 and watched it, I kind of wanted them to hook up?
+1 | 3/18/10 4:06 AM
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I'm surprised Zach didn't mention Jewsky and Hutch.
+7 | 3/17/10 11:07 AM
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I saw a sneak preview of Hot Tub Time Machine and it was pretty good... But it did have a little too much cheap Gross-Out Humor for my taste. Movie Writer #1: Hey, is vomit funny? Movie Writer #2: Ah, no duh. But one scene of somebody vomiting is never enough, it's like Lays Brand Potato Chips. Movie Writer #1: So, what you're saying is, that we need to put about 3 vomit scenes in the movie? Movie Writer #2: At least. And if someone could vomit ON something or someone else, that would be even better. Movie Writer #1: Stop drilling, you hit oil!
+6 | 3/13/10 10:29 AM
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Overruled!
+3 | 3/9/10 4:31 PM
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I love the logic that E-Trade is making money off of HER, like people weren't going to trade stock with them unless they named the fucking baby in their commercial Lindsay. What?!
+7 | 3/9/10 3:18 PM
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We all know this isn't just because off the commercial... "Adult" Lindsay must've seen Baby Lindsay making out with Wilmer Valderrama in the club that night, too.
+14 | 3/9/10 10:40 AM
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Did I really hear the lyric "I love bongos, drums, and guns"? Because that is straight up poetry right there.
+3 | 3/8/10 4:24 PM
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Seriously, who was running the reaction shots? Shot of Sam Jackson. Shot of Morgan Freeman. Shot of Precious cast and crew... "Damn it, find me more black people!"
+8 | 3/8/10 2:14 PM
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"Pee on me."
0 | 3/6/10 10:36 AM
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It's Phat Jesus, thank you very much.
+5 | 3/5/10 10:27 AM
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Goin' Rogue: The Sarah Pal[gunshot]
0 | 3/4/10 8:36 PM
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That's awesome... Although it makes me a little sad to know that he'll never read or hear about any of this. "Hey, Maude, what is this interweb everyone keeps talking about?"
+5 | 3/4/10 10:28 AM
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Quick work, monsters! Damn the man.
+4 | 3/2/10 2:07 PM
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Hee, that's always funny as long as it isn't happening to me! Good thing I woke up 3 minutes earlier today...
0 | 3/2/10 12:19 PM
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Don't worry, I heard there's a follow up episode to see who killed Ass Dan.
+27 | 3/2/10 10:23 AM
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They were probably confused because they've never talked to an actual woman before (other than their mothers, who they still live with).
+1 | 2/25/10 9:20 PM
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Totally unrelated, but I really want your avatar to say "boobs" in numbers (or perhaps the other classic: "boobless"). Yea for sixth grade calculator fun!
+6 | 2/23/10 9:16 PM
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Because that's how Gwennie looked while she was getting her head cut off. .......oops, belated spoiler alert!
+3 | 2/23/10 9:00 PM
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Actually, I was surprised that his ego let him go the entire video without popping out from underneath that hood. "ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SQUIDBRAIN, NABIL?!!! THE PEOPLE DEMAND TO SEE SOME KANYE FACE IN THEIR EYEBALLS!!!!"
+2 | 2/23/10 8:35 PM
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