Hey! I DO care about humans this much! Every summer, I take my grandma for a comforting river float to reconnect with nature and to help ease her hip pain.
P.S. Remember, Meemaw: What happens on the Cahulawassee STAYS on the Cahulawassee.
I watched some of it, when I wasn't out trying to defending my house form Perseid meteorites (pro tip: they're farther away than they look, so leave your tennis racket in the garage and sleep tight!)
I was looking forward to Anthony Jeselnik, because I heard him interviewed on XM radio the day before, and I liked him, and he said he had some good jokes! In any case, I gotta say, he's the only one I saw that probably took it too far, with a groaner or two, and his other jokes were only pretty good. Gilbert Gottfried closed, and was very good, as I expected
I was also looking forward to Roseanne herself, since I heard her on XM radio the day befo--- hey, wait!! Am I being played by XM Radio? I'm being played, aren't I. Man.
Any, Roseanne was good, and finished especially strongly, answering a 22 year old question. Tom Arnold was there and had some good jokes, too.
I missed Ross, but heard he did at least one Aurora, CO joke that got cut, and that he seems to regret:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/jeffrey-ross-says-he-cros_n_1748519.html
I always wonder how much the roasters write vs. have written for them. For instance, Ellen Barkin.
I hated how in The Dark Knight Rises, instead of Bane being addicted to a super-strength-giving drug called "Venom," he just wore the mask because he had sleep apnea.
I pride myself on being able to tell a Gabe post vs a Kelly post very quickly without looking at the tag. But I gotta admit I was stumped by the first sentence in this one.
I'd like to take this time, for the first time in my life, to thank Santa for NOT giving me what I asked for at Christmas, because I'd hate to be married to a vegan.
P.S. You still owe me a bike, motherfucker.
http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/JayLeno/JayLeno.jpg
If I wanted to see something fourteen people have passed through, I'd check out the ticket line for "Rock of Ages."
"Madame foreman, do you have a verdict?"
"We do, your honor. We, the jury, find Mr. Casual, just adorable, sensitive and wonderful, and we want to spend the rest of our life with him, though, not right away. Actually, starting in 12-15 years, because we also have one other little bit of news here."
I really didn't want to like The New Girl, because of, well, you know... It rhymes with gooey bechamel.
But, it's really a burgeoning winner. It still tries a little too hard, and relies a little too much on accentuating gooey's, well, you know.... It rhymes with murkiness.
But I find myself liking it. I like the other characters. I liked tonight's episode. I think next season will be really good if the network just lets it mature, and gives the writers time to be comfortable. If they try to "tweak it" I think it will, well, you.... it rhymes with plump the quark.
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