What a cutie!!! If my local Walmart finds about her, they're going to fire that 75 year old greeter who barely grumbles hello to me as he tries to organize the shopping carts in a line, but can only push them into an aisle-blocking arc, since he's got just the one arm.
P.S. I was captioning Ashton there, not explaining my New Year's resolution. My personal resolution is to not lay out unrealistic goals for myself. So, hey, mission accomplished. Can't wait til 2013.
Man, I wonder how many child laborers it took to comb through movies to find all those "Sit Down and Shut Up" quotes!! Whatever, I enjoyed it, so thank you very much, Martha Stewart, I presume.
Fart: The Musical
P.S. I'm posting two days after everyone is done with this thread, just to setup a pretty stupid joke for next year's Black List. See you then.
The Thickest Pudding
Ointment, Tincture, Lotion, Salve
Once Upon a Time at Fuddrucker's
The Spy Wore Corduroy
The Ukuleleist
Bark Goes the Werewolf
The Bourne Sudoku
Erin go br--- ah, fuck, I thought he was Irish.
He was a funny guy who put in the work where others slacked off. Consistent is a solid compliment in the world of comedy, and he earned it rightfully. His humor was edgy at times without being offensive, and he hit that sweet spot of black comedy that was authentic, but still accessible to white folk. I imagine he would have eventually landed some key movie roles if Tyler Perry didn't already own a fat suit.
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