Ok this is totally unrelated, but I have to share: I had a dream last night that I was at Burger King, and when I walked past these douchey guys, I yelled PAH! at them. Unfortunately, a young boy who was also there thought I was yelling at his mom, and got upset, which led to some kind of formal Burger King grievance hearing in a back room, mediated by a greasy lawyer guy who looked a little like Michael McDonald. I had to apologize to the teary little jerk. PAH!!!
Nevermind Scarlett -- WTF was going on with the weird percussion? It was so distracting that I actually thought maybe it was a separate self-playing ad or something. Man, it's terrible.
I love that he's pretty much made a name for himself based on the fact that he's just a totally awesome, good natured guy that likes to party hard. Nicely done, sir.
It drives me nuts when people defend Gabe and/or Lindsay (RIP! NEVER FORGET) but I don't think anyone's saying MJ wasn't a huge talent or that he wasn't tragic. The issue is the tremendous, ridiculous overkill from not just the media, but also, if CNN's Facebook crawl (blech) it to be believed, people all over the world. It's crazy and kind of gross. Plus, Corey Feldman looks fucking ridiculous. I think we can all agree on that.
Yes, the guy was a great performer and, I guess, humanitarian. But criminy! They talked about him like he cured cancer with bottled rainbows and hypnotized the world with his sweet, sweet music into being excellent to each other. Relax, guys. Just relax.
Indeed. However, do not forget the invaluable lessons of M. Night Shamalamadingdong and Mark Wahlberg, who taught us that if you are fast enough and alone enough, you CAN outrun the wind. For that knowledge, I am truly thankful.
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