"When I heard his solid gold coffin was going to be on stage the whole time, I just though, that is fuckin? creepy, them performing next to a dead corpse. You kinda expect it to be a publicity stunt, y?know, half way through the coffin opens and he gets out and starts performing Thriller."
? My dad, putting into words exactly what was in my head.
That NASA guy is such a fake. Does the plot have something to do with how he broke out of prison and sewed space patches to his clothes? If not, it was my idea. I want royalties.
Wasn't that "I'm a doctor, pull your pants down while I administer a procedure that has nothing to do with the lower half of your body" gag in Scrubs about 5 years ago?
DOUBLE DOG! If only I had any suggestions.
Some articles on Nollywood would be nice. And hilarious. Just search nollywood on YouTube. You'll see what I mean.
Comments