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"Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah."
Sounds more like a Nicholas Sparks novel.
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Great, now I've been hypnotized!
Tara. She is boring AND useless.
I don't want to go to grandma's house!!
So I guess performing arts is not UGA's strong suit?
I hope he saves room for the sequel!
... we're all going to jail? Let me grab my purple cloak first!
Well someone's encouraging him. 40 times?!
Yeah, I was confused as to why they were winners if they sucked the first two parts of the challenge. I guess breakfast is supposed to be easier than dinner? This whole challenge left me in a state of "Huh?"
Hats are great, but he's indoors and sitting down to eat. Spkie needs some etiquette slapped into him.
I have a couple of prisms that would blow his mind!
Gaaaah. As soon as Grandaddy K (ugh) opened his mouth I had to shut it down!
Hope everyone else had this much fun during Pride Week!
I have a picture of a black hole in my wallet.
The network is called IBS? How appropriate.
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
We should just have a retrospective of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock's body of work.
"Hey Taylor, thanks for spending months not eating and working out. You showed amazing dedication to your craft. But we're just gonna use this guy's abs for the poster. Not that yours aren't great, it's just — well his are better. No hard feelings? Great."
Ever notice how Youtube videos from south of the equator are backwards?
That brought tears to my eyes, Painful, blood-filled tears.
This is why I never want to live in the middle of the woods. Also, the woods.
Now the people of the world can sleep easy knowing that their prayers for a Marmaduke movie are being answered. The children will dance in the streets!
This is the only episode I remember, but my parents dragged me out to run errands in the middle of the episode so I never learned how it ended for poor Cherie. It haunts me to this day. Stay away from abandoned refrigerators kids!
The Holy Spirit must be bored as fuck to spend all that time making a broom stand up.
"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win!"
At first I thought he was wearing a wedding ring, then I realized he probably role plays as a hobbit on the weekends. My precious!
After watching this I'm pretty sure we're all going to die in seven days.
What is this, some sort of slow roll out of the rapture?
The memorial website is so weird and wrong.
"Booty is booty." I need that embroidered on a sampler.