I don't know, something feels _off_. He went to all the trouble of not only choreographing that entire routine, but also writing that catchy little jingle, AND engineering that fine, historically accurate headgear, but didn't wear Christmas themed undies? Either this was a rehearsal tape that was leaked early, or he's really not as committed as I like my naked crazy men to be.
Mans, while I appreciate your position, for some people, making a joke about something painful is the only way they can tolerate that painful thing. And, while no, I don't think that everything is funny, if someone can find a little humor in something that is otherwise soul-crushing, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I have no idea yours or Silentkits personal history, but this is a comedy blog, and a lot worse things have been said here. That being said, I do not believe the anonymity of the internet licenses us to behave like assholes - as someone who found out this week that their grandpa is dying, via facebook, I'm the first one to have a major opinion about internet appropriateness. So here is what I am suggesting, purple-nurples all around (or at least one for me?), and then we can take a nap.
Are you two having some sort of domestic dispute? If so, I want to live with Ian after the divorce, Steve Winwood looks a little too much like he would casually try to eat my grandma, then be like "nooo, I AM your grandma."
Is that dog wearing a badass pink arm cast, or using a vibrator as a chew toy? This is such an arrogant 50-cent thing to do! There are poor women in Grand Rapids who need that vibrator, 50-cent (too much? too much. :-( )!
Sheesh, I feel like such an untraveled boob for having never been to Grand Rapids like everybody else! Next time I have the opportunity to go to France, I will say, "non merci!" and then hightail it to the epicenter of culture: the Meijer Sculpture Park, Grand Rapids, MI.
Whoa! Heavy conversation with your grandma! Whenever I get together with my grandma all she wants to talk about is how ugly Nancy Pelosi is, and how if she were that ugly, she'd get help.
I hate repeating myself, but once again, this is not a choice. Anyone who is not team Jacob does not understand what the question is (HINT: it's not "which team makes my lady-parts quiver and hide in fear - what is up with the shape of that guy's melon?)!
I'm pretty sure that thing isn't a dog. Maybe it's some kind of...overgrown earthworm with ears? NICE TRY ETC, but you aren't getting this one past us!
OMG I LOVE COLLIES, hunky gabe just got so many more bonus points (the upvotes of my heart). By any chance is there a shirtless picture of hunky gabe with collies?
And it’s getting exhausting for us to try to keep all their names straight and to sound hopeful when they talk about ‘forever’ with you. My ‘smile and nod’ is getting pretty close to polished at this point- if this placating, fake reassurance head-bob is in the next summer Olympics (‘why the summer Olympics Oscar?’ Because in the winter time I hibernate like one of the bears Sarah Palin will eventually squeeze the life out of with her bare hands and stuff. What’s that? OH, I was just told its not pronounced ‘bear’ its pronounced ‘hope for America’) then I will be the champ!
“You know when you stay up way too late drinking too much and then get up way too early and you’re still kind of drunk and you have that taste in your mouth that’s like a little sweet in a gross way and very puckered and no matter how much water you drink or even brushing your tongue with toothpaste the sickly death taste won’t go away? You know that feeling. Does Bill O’Reilly know that he looks like that mouth taste?”
HA! I LOVE Videogum! It is my reprieve from a world that takes itself far too seriously. Hunky Gabe’s witty blogging is the best part of my day.*
*This is subject to change as I am currently single, and will most definitely change when I am having sex again.
How can you hate a woman who named her chilluns Apple and Moses?! I want to give her a high-five just for that! Its shit you suggest when you’re drunk and it sounds really funny, but then lose your balls when the thing actually emerges. Huge balls, huge balls.
UGH like the rhymey part is like sesame street and because children. Sesame Street is racist, and children like chocolate milk. I fully expect you all to come to my joke's funeral, now that it has officially been declared dead.
Are you kidding me?! As a Baltimore resident I would much prefer a dead rat! Especially the little fucker who sneaks into my apartment at night via my HVAC closet to eat my food and poop on my counters! WHO DOES THAT? I don’t care how hungry I am, it is just rude to poop on someone’s counter. Dead rat > these videos.
Whoa. I had no idea the job market for American 5-11 year olds was so terrible, until I saw what booming industry they have in China (?)! We need to extend our stimulus program to help the children! Do you hear me Republicans? WE NEED TO STIMULATE THE CHILDREN!!!
Hey, bounce houses are no joke. You land wrong in one of those suckers and WAM, you’re limping to your next charm class/cross-burning at Courtney Love’s house. You’ve got to jump cautiously.*
*Unless said jumping is off a tall building.
Now that I'm a commentator and not just a reader, I'm way more in tune with the up-vote and down-vote thing. And I am amazed at the stuff that gets down-votes! It's a good thing I'm a laughterbater!
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