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Did I just get Mervyn's rolled? Now I feel dirty. And cheap. And poorly lit.

As an ad for Schweppes, it works. Schweppes is only good as a mixer, and watching that did make me want to drink. Heavily.

"Seattle hazza besht delusional peeble!" Yes. Usually, that statement would give me a little flutter of hometown pride. I'm just not sure what the word "delusional" means when Paula Abdul says it.

The production quality of this video suggests that it might be the first one they've made that doesn't contain multiple references to "soup" and "the thing that Einstein couldn't find".

I'm not sure this is a good time for people who are famous for one thing (acting, singing, having breasts, whatever) to display their talents at doing something else. Joaquin Phoenix and Denise Richards have set the bar pretty high.

I hope they are teaching these stories to children in bible school. I don't know what craft project they would have the kids make to illustrate and reinforce the lesson about the oozing groin-sore, but I bet it would blow all of those popsicle-stick crosses out of the water.

I hope that my comment hasn't been construed as Alaska hate, because it's one of my favorite places in the world. My comment about Alaskans was based on my experiences during the year I spent waiting tables in a tiny fishing town there (road trip mishap), so I guess I should't assume that I know anything about the rest of the state. I definitely don't know anything about the majority of Alaskan voters, who elected Sarah Palin as Governor. The Mayor of the town that I lived in was the greatest, and he had only one name (no surname) and didn't wear shoes. Ever. I met two people in one week who claimed to have had multiple encounters with extraterrestrials. Alaska's huge fun. The taxidermy *everywhere* does take some getting used to.

You're putting porn in our eyes! That is why I love you. Chock-full o' porny goodness.

Please, please can't Sarah Palin be interviewed by a sack of potatoes? Or wait - Sarah Palin interviewed by Paula Abdul. I have a new dream. By the way, all that "Alaskans are so proud of their 50yrs of statehood!" crap is an attempt to cover up that fact that most Alaskans refer to the lower 48 as "outside" and acknowledge the existence of the federal government only in contexts like "I sure hope my tinfoil hat can keep them from stealing my brainwaves.". A shockingly large percentage of the population lives there specifically because they are *hiding* from the government.

Uh-uh. Nope. That was definitely Ghallager who appeared to her on her cheese toast.

Is tasing a thing? Maybe not as forplay, but ... I'm thinkng this has to be a thing. Although, naked wizard guy may have ruined it for a lot of people.

Fantasies of naked people. That makes me want to cry. I guess maybe you could claim a banality fetish, but as a perversion? FAIL. You don't have to go straight to the Femskins, you can start slow with toe-sucking or bearded cheerleaders or something. Anything, please. Naked people. It's just so sad.

Buy. Buy ourselves a fake sheik.

At 1:25 it looked like he was about to give that guy a lap dance. I feel a little bit cheated.

We can choose to get something positive out of this story - let it inspire change. Clearly we, as a nation, must come together to sell Bill O'Reilly and by ourselves a fake sheik. How fun would that be?

Does anybody know how long this movie is? Is it somewhere around, say, 14hrs long? I'm just wondering if the person who wrote the description also wrote the screenplay. The Terror would commence at roughly hour 13.25.

I want someone to do this wearing Femskins.

Is there a way to edit comments after they are posted? I just noticed that 1.Videogum is not a place to compete for humanitarian awards. 2. I'm kind of an asshat.

I spend a lot of time around people with autism and Asperger's, and I agree that this guy is clearly on the spectrum. As for the apparently homophobic message...meh. Someone told him "don't be gay" was one of the rules and he remembers it. Probably word for word.. During the holidays, my son (high-functioning autistic) subjects innocent shoppers to long diatribes about the evils of encouraging Santa Claus (Santa spys on you and then breaks into your house while you're asleep- why does everyone act like this is okay?!). Most people have at least a little sense of what's going on and cut my boy some slack. Very few peple are complete asshats. But this guy lives in a world of consequences Thank you Gabe, for pointing that out.

17 films, one summary. Grapes Of Wrath, Cannery Row, Of Mice and Men, all 14 other films based on works by John Steinbeck: Everyone was poor and miserable, then they died.