well, i just talked to william and he said that he had a necessary therapy session with gwyneth and that (in his words) gwyneth "remarked that I looked like a bull who?d had a run in with the picadores ... I assured her that although I was stuck with needles, I was faring far better than the bull would in the analogous scenario."
i thought that was weird. and then i realized...no. gwyneth said that. to me. in her latest goop newsletter.
word of the day: analogous. love the oxford english dictionary, right gwyn?
my favorite part of the entire show is that hubert's silhouette is used for all six of the finalist boxes. he has such long hair. nobody else will have a silhouette close to his. amazing, top chef. you've mastered silhouettes (sorry, i had to.).
oh, ummm....it seems strange to me that you already have footage of the state of my yard 20 years from now. i would say it's embarrassing, but my loved ones won't be surprised.
oh, david letterman. i support the jokes. because it is your job to read them. while i'm not your biggest fan in the world, i understand that some people find you necessary. keep up the work, sir.
now, protesters. let's not be against people who make lots of other people smile just because we may be sad ourselves. about the lack of hockey moms in the white house. we live in a sad world most of the time. your anger just makes you seem like the worst of it. mainly because you are. :(
pretty sure "paige" would just become "saint."
i subscribe to goop simply for her craziness. it gives me the midweek boost i need to feel better about myself as a normal human being.
i feel like that man with experience could have been ready a lot faster were it not for his fancy arm movements. so...don't underestimate the enemy, kids.
and what's so wrong with the hat with razor blades sewn into it? doesn't everyone have one? or is that just at detroit's comerica park? my dad and i never go to a baseball game without ours.
everytime i'm uncomfortable - in any situation - i call the police.
that's what they're here for, right? to come take care of my neighbor who mows his lawn in very short cutoffs? to deal with the people who say "hi" to me when i walk by, even though i'm clearly in no mood for that?
no...that's not what they do? sorry, guys.
so, i love multiplicity. michael keaton is my hero because of it. but a similar, not-quite-remake involving robert downey jr may peak my interests. consider it.
when it fell, i think i heard it say "what the fuck? gravity is the worst, man."
and every time it was on its mom's back i was thinking "hang on, don't let go, any minute now your mom is going to try to walk under something and you'll suffer the consequences." and then it happened.
yeah, i'll bet you and "peeper" love to go to princess parties, you drunk, pervy witch.
but, honestly, i paused this at least 10 times to jot down ideas. and call my mom to thank her for never throwing me a princess party.
i'm going to be that snob who isn't going to see this because it looks like a terrible adaptation of the book, which was amazing. sorry, guys. i just can't do it. they've killed the entire concept and ideology of the book. lame.
all i need to see is 0:40-0:43 for the rest of my life.
but...
how dare his pen not be there for him.
how dare these people give him fever.
how dare some woman cockblock him for a mcdonald's job.
mickey goddamn d's. i live right by one and this is what it will be referred to from now on.
i'm glad she gets to be just like everyone else now, what with how we all get to use our bathroom stuff. ah, the joys of a medicine cabinet, right? it's unbelievable how fast she's going to "get bored."
yeah, it's official. videos like this need to happen all the time. i don't even know...it was just, fantastic. maybe the kurt cobain-hair is what did it for me.
michael jackson and josh brolin in one post? well done, gabe.
and i like that next week's episode stars NOBODY from gossip girl. sad, sad promotion of a spinoff. but, i mean, it stars nobody from gossip girl, so maybe it'll be okay?
12 years of catholic school and they never told me i need regular colon cleanses in jesus' name? damn, i got played. thank sweet, manger-dwelling baby jesus for danny vierra.
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