" Phil Strub, the Defense Department’s Hollywood liaison, tells Danger Room. “To whom did S.H.I.E.L.D. answer? Did we work for S.H.I.E.L.D.? We hit that roadblock and decided we couldn’t do anything” with the film."
.... Dude, it's a fucking comic book movie.
This explains why her character seems to know that guys like to "c_m on her t___s" but doesn't seem to understand that guys don't like to be badgered in a monotone voice during sex.
I hope that at some point Michael Cera guest "stars" on Girls and has a sex scene with Lena Dunham. Even if it had close ups of nude genitals I'm fairly certain I wouldn't be able to tell the two apart. It would be a bland mess of androgyny with a lot of ambiguous moaning; someone sticking something somewhere topped with a lot of humble mumbly mouth questioning.
I'm very tempted here to talk about how I was a big part of that PBS production and how me and the Blessed Virgin Marry were really tight until she was stung by killer bees... but I won't... I've learned my lesson....
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