faerie tale theater was rad. also, she's wearing a hogwarts uniform in the second "hello, i'm shelly duvall" of the supercut. i had no idea she went to hogwarts, but this explains so much.
"this just proves that trivializing marriage is part of the hollywood gay agenda to destroy christmas and denigrate good old fashioned american values until our colors DO run, run us right into the ground, if obamacare doesn't first, so get out there and vote if you are 21 and love married christmas freedom." - Fox News weekend programming callsheet
fixed it.
maybe the next reality show can combine republican debate audiences with people wanting to divorce publicly, to ensure the worst parts of an uncomfortable-to-witness-situation that everyone else is hoping will end soon will get the most claps/laffs/thumbs ups/mission accomplished signs.
WMOAT is what brought me to videogum, too. i started to watch Havoc on IFC one night. then, as it devolved immediately into an eyeball-assaulting trainwreck of cinematic catastrophe, i found myself torn between shutting the TV off and wanting to see if it could possibly redeem itself. at one point i called my sister to give her a recap of how horrible it was and how i thought it might be a joke. fake movie alert! then i googled it to see if i was missing something - it was above my intellect or tolerance for contrived garbage masquerading as art, or something. and the first google result was the WMOAT write up, and i read it, and laughed and laughed, and sent the link to everyone i knew, but with the caveat NOT to watch Havoc, and just to read videogum. because thug life.
the point of this opus is because of WMOAT, Havoc is referred to my friends as their "favorite awful movie they never saw" and videogum is our collective web-read of choice.
monsterry holidays, monsters!
i think this picture is viggo's interpretation of jordan catalano reenacting the kid asleep and drooling on his desk at the beginning of ferris bueller. well played, viggolano.
i am delurking after a year, having finally signed up for an account just so i can inform you that i laughed so hard at "Extreme the Floor is Lava" that my throat now hurts. I'm going to use my hurting throat in my audition for Extreme Mom I Don't Feel So Good (Season 2).
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