What did you whisper in her little ear?
What profound thought or feeling did you say?
On that busy street, did you say goodbye?
If I said I didn't care, I would lie.
That one! little furry pain-in-the-ass,
Coming to and fro, destroying the grass.
You mutter and you whisper and wait--
No quarter, no respect--only hate.
Back and forth you oscillate, returning
To the same time and place, again, again.
Another rodent torments and haunts you.
Another world where life endlessly taunts you.
And all we do is watch, we the spectators
And continue to when we are specters.
Shakespearian sonnet ftw
This is actually the end of my THIRD week of school (hard times, I know), but I am excited for this weekend. I am going to see Fleet Foxes tomorrow and I hope I can get Robin Pecknold to sign my man boobs! I think this .gif accurately expresses my current state of mind:
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq7iv5fvJm1qbipv3o1_500.gif
What women think European men look like:
http://en.cristianoronaldoweb.com/images/news/Cristiano-Ronaldo-en-la-gala-del-Balon-de-oro.jpg
What they actually look like:
http://seriousmovielover.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/python2.jpg
At least we LITERALLY have the BEST mom and BEST dad.
http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Friday-Night-Lights_20110714161913.jpg
Boorger Nights: where the food is Max Payne-stakingly crafted by Four Brothers who create a Perfect Storm of flavors that are Invincible. After they try the food, everyone will say Boorger Nights is The Happeningest place in town.
If you think of corporations as people, doesn't that mean that corporations should have the same civic responsibilities as individual citizens? If an individual person shouldn't deserve tax breaks and loopholes and subsidies (even after fucking the collective economy), why should a corporation?
"I'm sorry Mr. Lopez, but I'm afraid I have to inform you that we are canceling Lopez Tonight."
"AY DIOS MIOOOOOOO!"
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxdunlj9j1qzeqj5o1_400.jpg
Can't we just give him some Bitcoins instead? Or is there a way to PayPal a lady? What I'm saying is that I never want to meet this person face to face.
This thread is long dead but I wanted mention that "somewhere in California" is literally 5 minutes from where I grew up and my parents still live. I lived right on the border between Modesto and Ceres and we Modestoans (LOL) never thought very highly of Ceres, and that's saying something because MODESTO IS A METHED OUT, CAR JACKING SHITHOLE.
Comments