Maybe I'm from a different America than Gabe, but what exactly screamed "battle axe" about Mrs Blais? Her attractive face? Her nice-enough-seemingness? I'm confused.
Golden robot outfit: $130
30 feet of wardrobe-quality aluminum foil: $75
Terrible, terrible visual effects: $12.75 + one 'large' bag of Chee-tohs
Getting to choreograph 3-person dance routines without worrying the other girls are going to bitch about "getting to sing" or "making creative decisions:" Priceless.
Ok, Mr High-and-Mighty Arbiter of Rap Qualifiers, what do you think about the new all-rap movie? It appears to be written by a Legitimate Rap Person, but also appears to have hit almost every rock in its path on its long tumble from the top of Worst Mountain.
I mean, so what if he does come out, like, next season? We get to watch him entertain a bullshit fashion P.R. (e.g.) internship and annoy twinks on college nights in Hell's Kitchen? Do we want that?
1)I'm surprised this wasn't co-produced by Mr. Skin.
2)You can tell this are serious film by how the soundtrack is given higher billing than anyone who actually did anything related to the movie itself.
2nd'd. That girl's gonna leave the nest someday, and meet a lovely gay couple in a loveless sham of a marriage, and she'll be reminded of the folks back home, and her eyes will be opened. Perez is actively and consciously hurting the universe more often than not (when he's not taking breaks to ask frightened, undereducated clotheshorses pointed questions on hotbutton issues.)
My mom is probably the only person at her Catholic church with "The Four Gifts" on her nightstand, so I emailed this to her. In retrospect, I'm pretty sure she's mostly going to focus on how funny the idea of "Hookers for Jesus" is.
The tragic part is that I get the feeling that the lack of a more talented, dead best friend is the only thing that's kept Mr. Chi-City from total media domination.
Honestly, while that something IS, on the face of it, completely ridic, it's also totally in keeping with the tone of the comic, esp. in regards to the thing that something is related to.
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