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Speaking of Monster Meetups, are there any Canadian monsters that would want to have a Meet Up? I suggest Toronto, because a.) I live there and b.) It is the center of the Canadaverse.
The joke is on the smarmy newscaster at the end (but also definitely on Sarah Palin), because Paul Revere never actually said "The British are coming." He would have said, "The Regulars are coming!" referring to the British troops that maintained a peacetime presence in Boston. #historygum
In all fairness to Bush (No Children Left Behindo), every president chooses a cabinet of expert bureaucrats in their respective fields. Despite all the theatrics of electoral rhetoric, no president is really an expert at anything except for winning elections.
Videogüme is fancy, imported Videogum.
For TV shows to recap, I humbly submit My Super Sweet 16. I'd like to see Gabe vivisect it.
One of my favorite jokes in Community is when Jeff becomes obsessed with his handsome competitor, and Abed accuses him of "Goldblooming."
But talkos will talk your ear off.
Save this track for his emotional, unplugged B-Sides concert series he will put on after the apogee of his career.
"Glee writers working hard? You mean hardly working! A homina homina homina!" -Jerkie Gleason
Well, to get SERIOUSGUM, I really, really liked this. The part where he eats his own painting and then (SPOILER) throws it up is kind of heart braking? It is actually so difficult to be inspired and creative, and it so often ends in failure. Obviously, that was but one small moment from this short, but it still (momentarily) made me profoundly sad.
Oh man, I saw Hocus Pocus...twice!
If you look carefully, the entire time she's in the trailer she is blinking out "DOT DOT DOT DASH DASH DASH DOT DOT DOT."
Snus may also cause you to become a Swedish aristocrat.
"Please, Mrs. Simpson! It's one of their proudest traditions!"
"I'm taking this one all the way to the Prime Minister!" -Australia's Got Talent
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
I too saw it more as a pretty good character study. I mean, sure Ben Stiller's character was an asshole and a self-pitying man child, but I didn't ever really see the movie as an attempt to portray him as sympathetic. I saw the whole movie as a comment on how some people are just monstrous, and yet we still choose to be around them.
Also, why can't you teach my monkey he's half boy!? Like chocolate horse said, we know how taxes go.
You'll have my sword for Team Greenberg.
I hope to someday be as glamorous as she is, and to afford a customized teleprompter that doesn't have annoying punctuation marks in it.
I can't wait to see My Puppy Valentine live.
In Canada, it's the largest sector of our economy!
The cast and crew of One Saturday Morning if firmly on Team Kirk.
"We'll see who gets more HOOONNNEEEEEY". --George Oprah Bluth
"MadAlfred, makin' copies...and jokes at my expense!"
And Hollywood learned its lesson to not have more than two apes with the Planet of the Apes reboot.
It's so funny, it's basically a license to print funny-money.
This trailer gets a B+, for Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles +.
The alternate version to the Blade Runner alternate ending?
Also, can we nominate Godard's recent yikes-terpiece, "Film: Socialisme"? Because that movie was actually eye-torture to sit through.
Disagree sharply! I really liked Greenberg. (Please don't interpret this as me voicing support for Noah Baumbach in general. His other movies that I've seen are yikes.)