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Best Use of Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton Film
+9 | 4/25/12 7:24 PM
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Pebbles and Bam Bam are en route to find an underground rave and have to seek out a local ConvenRock store to "exchange an egg." Hilarity ensues as they keep going to all the wrong ConvenRock stores.
+2 | 4/25/12 1:20 PM
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The best was his mic drop like a boss. Like. A. Boss.
+7 | 4/25/12 10:21 AM
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Not completely sold yet, but I already set it to record all future episodes, so I'm looking forward to trying it out again next week.
0 | 4/24/12 3:15 PM
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Hey now! I can put my Yo-Yo to sleep! That's definitely grounds for a Yo-Yo off.
+4 | 4/24/12 9:32 AM
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Very true. He DID want to make a point to his uncle. I'm actually surprised he didn't inflict the pain himself, but maybe that would be too much work for the little fucker.
+1 | 4/23/12 12:47 PM
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You can definitely tell King Joffrey is all kinds of fucked up when he didn't take advantage of those 2 whores that were so nicely presented to him. I totally expected him to make Whore #1 use that staff of his on Whore #2 in a totally different manner than he actually did.
+32 | 4/23/12 12:36 PM
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Do they dip their hot dogs in vodka during the hot dog eating contests in Russia?
+1 | 4/23/12 11:51 AM
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awww, you mean the squirrel didn't claw into the guys face? well there goes 2 minutes of my day.
+1 | 4/23/12 9:41 AM
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song's called the 3 second rule, yet I wasted 219 seconds on this...this.
+6 | 4/20/12 9:35 AM
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solid casting. I hope this translates on screen too.
+4 | 4/19/12 12:58 PM
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I think the next Muppets movie should have the Muppets dealing with an alcoholic and suicidal Nanny, who has been depressed ever since her babies left the home. You can mix the lighthearted nature of the loveable Muppets and the dark, grittiness of Nanny's inner turmoil over becoming a recluse once her babies abandoned her and moved on to greatness.
+4 | 4/18/12 2:02 PM
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Well this has to be slightly better than the Human Centipede cruise that Royal Caribbean is running next month.
+11 | 4/18/12 12:00 PM
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Robert's still reeling from the Brangelina engagement news.
+4 | 4/17/12 6:37 PM
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Can I please get a piece of the red velvet spleen?
+4 | 4/17/12 3:54 PM
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I don't really get the S&M mask though... Taxes done, refund received and deposited!
+3 | 4/17/12 11:03 AM
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Last night's episode was pretty good, especially their spoof on LOST, as Homer becomes obsessed with "STRANDED." It might seem like LOST would be a rather untimely reference, but that was the ongoing running joke. They still manage to put out a handful of great episodes every season.
+5 | 4/16/12 10:21 AM
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I don't really get why Josh Brolin hosted this week, especially since MIB 3 doesn't come out for another 6 weeks. If they wanted to capitalize on the movie, they go with Will Smith. It was a rather mediocre episode with Laser Cats and the Game of Thrones bit probably the highlights of the show.
+5 | 4/16/12 9:41 AM
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Hey Charlize, if I promise to keep rockin', my birthday is in November. Just sayin.
+9 | 4/13/12 2:05 PM
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I'm Dean Pelton's bitch.
+6 | 4/13/12 11:04 AM
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I don't think Walken's pants are hiked up high enough.
+5 | 4/13/12 9:32 AM
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Sitting in front of Pee-Wee Herman.
+6 | 4/12/12 3:59 PM
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"Pinch & Slide" is probably also his favorite sex technique. Also, the latest dance craze at the discotheques.
+4 | 4/12/12 2:39 PM
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I look forward to Andy Serkis taking on the role of Salem.
+21 | 4/12/12 11:33 AM
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When does Ann Hathaway get the cover of Cat Fancy?
+11 | 4/12/12 10:49 AM
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I'm still perplexed by the Hathaway casting. I've never associated "sexy" with her in the past and not sure the Catwoman costume is going to help.
+1 | 4/11/12 6:39 PM
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I wonder what Ruth Buzzi would think about this. http://i.imgur.com/7qb35.jpg
+3 | 4/11/12 1:16 PM
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You could pretty much replace his image with mine since I had every single one of those toys, especially the t-shirt that I wore out. I eventually broke the spring-loaded feet in Ram Man too. (Very creative name guys.) We even had a He-Man themed fish tank (which could not have been good for the fish. At all.)
+10 | 4/11/12 12:47 PM
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where can I find this on The iTunes?
0 | 4/11/12 11:45 AM
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"We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates!"
+21 | 4/11/12 9:46 AM
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Does he *actually* mention that the Simpson's are located in Oregon? I guess I inferred from the article that Springfield is based upon Springfield, Oregon, close to Groening's hometown, not that The Simspon's are actually located in that state. Of course I could just be slow since I haven't had my morning Squishee yet.
+7 | 4/11/12 9:34 AM
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sure hope these guys were on hand to help out. http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7226/7065284767_6703e3ef83_o.jpg
+1 | 4/10/12 3:03 PM
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Next thing you know, they'll be killing tributes for real in Catching Fire. "Meh, at least they're not squirrels." - PETA
+15 | 4/10/12 1:03 PM
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Just think of the kids these 2 would have.
+5 | 4/10/12 9:55 AM
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Sam is pretty amusing, but there's no way he's making it through this season. He'll be gutted like a fish soon, Snow will feel bad and get extra stabby.
+5 | 4/9/12 3:09 PM
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Yeah, I was contemplating going with the actual word, but settled on dribble in case anyone was looking over my shoulder. Note to self: No one in the office actually cares.
+18 | 4/9/12 3:00 PM
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"I did not sign up for this!" - Baelish's handkerchief, after wiping the dribble from that chick's face.
+27 | 4/9/12 2:53 PM
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I think the biggest prank of all is thinking that Tara Reid would be a box-office draw.
+7 | 4/9/12 12:12 PM
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A face-plant is exactly how I feel every Monday morning.
+1 | 4/9/12 9:57 AM
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For a show as great and innovative as Community, I'm really surprised how poorly it does in the outdated ratings system. I hate to be one of those guys constantly yammering on about how it's the best show people aren't watching, but seriously, it's amazing. I really hope for a last minute 4th season renewal, despite everything the show has going against it.
+7 | 4/6/12 12:18 PM
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